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Semi-righteous Indignation ([info]sneer) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-15 16:28:00


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So meaty...
I wasn't sure whether to plate this dish for here or clairvoyantwank; will move it if necessary. There is wank, but it's tiny so far. A bacon-wrapped wank mignon, if you will, with potential to grow into a wank porterhouse with the right seasonings.

Apparently someone wants to sew raw meat to someone else for a photoshoot, and asks the question: "is this safe?"

The general reaction is something like "um, no, wtf." Same once s_f gets hold of it.

Until ius_naturale comes along with this:

I just don't see the stupid, just another case of someone labeling something they don't agree with or value as stupid.

A few posters try to explain, with varying degrees of tact or lack thereof, why poking a needle and thread through a piece of raw meat and into someone's skin is stupid. ius_naturale (whose username I keep sporfling at because it's just a twee bit too close to "au jus" here) goes all passive-aggressive. And interprets one, maybe two comments in the whole discussion that go "ew, meat fetish" as the entire discussion being one big OMG MEAT FETISH BASHING orgy. And keeps pulling out the "I WORK WITH HIGH SCHOOL KIDS" defense against ...well, basically everything.

That's all the actual wank there is for now, but it has potential for growth especially if loud PETA-types catch wind of it.

Also, horrendous meat puns here if you are into that sort of thing.


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[info]queencallipygos
2008-04-16 07:15 pm UTC (link)
Tape worked well for John Scalzi...

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[info]blackjackrocket
2008-04-16 09:47 pm UTC (link)
HAHAHAHA

Now I'm picturing what our four cats would do if we came at them with bacon.

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[info]chibikaijuu
2008-04-17 04:33 pm UTC (link)
I've always loved that. (Also, it was my intro to Scalzi and his awesome.)

I did worry a bit about removing the tape. I've got a cat like that, a Ragdoll mix, and removing things he's gotten stuck to his fur is never very pleasant.

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[info]kittenmommy
2008-04-17 09:16 pm UTC (link)

LMAO! I've seen that before, actually. What a gorgeous cat!

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[info]brennalarose
2008-04-18 03:10 pm UTC (link)
My kitten would probably go all sharp and pointy if I did that. That one looks like he and the drapes had an interesting conversation afterwards.

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