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Semi-righteous Indignation ([info]sneer) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-15 16:28:00


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So meaty...
I wasn't sure whether to plate this dish for here or clairvoyantwank; will move it if necessary. There is wank, but it's tiny so far. A bacon-wrapped wank mignon, if you will, with potential to grow into a wank porterhouse with the right seasonings.

Apparently someone wants to sew raw meat to someone else for a photoshoot, and asks the question: "is this safe?"

The general reaction is something like "um, no, wtf." Same once s_f gets hold of it.

Until ius_naturale comes along with this:

I just don't see the stupid, just another case of someone labeling something they don't agree with or value as stupid.

A few posters try to explain, with varying degrees of tact or lack thereof, why poking a needle and thread through a piece of raw meat and into someone's skin is stupid. ius_naturale (whose username I keep sporfling at because it's just a twee bit too close to "au jus" here) goes all passive-aggressive. And interprets one, maybe two comments in the whole discussion that go "ew, meat fetish" as the entire discussion being one big OMG MEAT FETISH BASHING orgy. And keeps pulling out the "I WORK WITH HIGH SCHOOL KIDS" defense against ...well, basically everything.

That's all the actual wank there is for now, but it has potential for growth especially if loud PETA-types catch wind of it.

Also, horrendous meat puns here if you are into that sort of thing.


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[info]chibikaijuu
2008-04-17 05:20 pm UTC (link)
Well, by dousing I did pretty much mean dousing - soak the fucking things! Really, you should also set them on fire, but that sort of ruins the vegetables. (And not all vegetables are grown in soil that's fertilized by manure, but of course the trade-off there is usually chemical fertilizers and sprays, hurrah for organophosphate poisoning!)

So, really, the answer is to sew apples to yourself (or anything else that grows high enough to not come into contact with dirt). Apples soaked in alcohol. And set on fire.

Or, you know, DON'T SEW SHIT TO YOURSELF.

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[info]velvet_mace
2008-04-17 05:39 pm UTC (link)
LOL, apples set on fire. I'm sure the model wouldn't mind that at all!

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[info]lemone
2008-04-17 07:12 pm UTC (link)
Honestly? If there's one dumb enough to have raw meat sewn on, there's one dumb enough for fiery apples.

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