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Del ([info]big_bad_wolf) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-21 17:25:00


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With notes by [info]queencallipygos: Sexuality wank on Metaquotes. The day clearly has a Y in it
So Metaquotes exploded again. With classics like "I'm sorry that you don't find my humour funny", a few cries of "douchebag", and a whole lot of comments about whose parents are/n't gay/bi. Fun for all the family!

EDIT: Thanks.

OP, in a thread about the heartbreak of psoriasis (I'm not making that up), says something mildly amusing about how psoriasis is tough enough, but it could be worse, she could have been straight.

Someone else riffs on a doctor diagnosing heterosexuality, and that gets metaquoted. General hijinks ensue, and [info]shaysdays has a bad day, which she rectifies by starting a macro war.

And [info]queencallipygos introduces the fantastic concept of diplomacy via unrelated British Music Hall song interludes.


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[info]ashenmote
2008-04-21 05:35 pm UTC (link)
----> [info]wank_report

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 05:47 pm UTC (link)
*pleads clemency and edits post*

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[info]queencallipygos
2008-04-21 05:49 pm UTC (link)
Thanks for crediting me with the writeup, but you may want to also edit again to include the actual link?....

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[info]ashenmote
2008-04-21 05:52 pm UTC (link)
*learns a new word*

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(is sincerely curious) - [info]queencallipygos, 2008-04-21 06:39 pm UTC
Re: (is sincerely curious) - [info]ashenmote, 2008-04-21 06:45 pm UTC
Re: (is sincerely curious) - [info]queencallipygos, 2008-04-21 06:48 pm UTC

[info]puipui
2008-04-21 05:58 pm UTC (link)
Seconding the request for a link to the actual wank, since that's, y'know, what the comm is for.

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(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 06:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2008-04-21 09:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 10:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2008-04-21 10:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 10:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2008-04-21 10:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 10:12 pm UTC

[info]queencallipygos
2008-04-21 05:38 pm UTC (link)
I actually was just in there myself (and will absent myself from thence henceforth).

OP, in a thread about the heartbreak of psoriasis (I'm not making that up), says something mildly amusing about how psoriasis is tough enough, but it could be worse, she could have been straight.

Someone else riffs on a doctor diagnosing heterosexuality, and that gets metaquoted. General hijinks ensue, and [info]shaysdays has a bad day, which she rectifies by starting a macro war.

A link to the post is: http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/6651924.html

All I do is post the lyrics to an old British music hall song, just...actually, I'm not sure why I did that.

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 05:45 pm UTC (link)
I saw that! I was so impressed with your diplomacy that I read it out to my other half. ;)

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(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2008-04-21 05:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 05:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2008-04-21 09:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deliciouschaos, 2008-04-22 12:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]deliciouschaos, 2008-04-22 12:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blue_penguin, 2008-04-22 03:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2008-04-21 05:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 05:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2008-04-21 06:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 06:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2008-04-22 12:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shaysdays, 2008-04-22 06:47 am UTC

[info]ashenmote
2008-04-21 06:18 pm UTC (link)
*posts a link to the links for this post for good measure*

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 06:23 pm UTC (link)
I think I may actually need my brains knocked out with a croquet mallet at this stage. *embarrassed grin* I AM OUT OF PRACTICE WITH THIS WHOLE POSTING LARK.

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(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2008-04-21 06:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 06:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2008-04-21 06:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]onyxnoir, 2008-04-21 11:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2008-04-21 06:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 06:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2008-04-21 06:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 06:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2008-04-21 07:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 07:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2008-04-21 07:26 pm UTC
Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 07:27 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]barankhy, 2008-04-21 07:32 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 07:33 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]barankhy, 2008-04-21 07:38 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 07:40 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]barankhy, 2008-04-21 07:46 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 07:48 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]barankhy, 2008-04-21 07:49 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 08:02 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]barankhy, 2008-04-21 08:04 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 08:07 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]barankhy, 2008-04-21 08:09 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 08:10 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]barankhy, 2008-04-21 08:11 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 08:14 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]barankhy, 2008-04-21 08:16 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 08:18 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]barankhy, 2008-04-21 08:19 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 08:22 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]barankhy, 2008-04-21 08:23 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 08:24 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]barankhy, 2008-04-21 08:25 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 08:26 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]barankhy, 2008-04-21 08:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2008-04-21 06:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 06:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2008-04-21 08:05 pm UTC

[info]miss_padfoot
2008-04-21 07:01 pm UTC (link)
Go go [info]atreides74! Stand up for heterosexuals and their importance to humanity!

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 07:02 pm UTC (link)
Those poor oppressed heterosexuals!

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[info]xturtle
2008-04-21 07:24 pm UTC (link)
I don't mean to be picky, but I am at work and had to quickly leave my friends' page when I hit you icon. Please to be slightly more worksafe?

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[info]imp
2008-04-21 08:22 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, seconded.

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[info]puipui
2008-04-21 08:29 pm UTC (link)
Thirded.

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nam_jai
2008-04-21 09:17 pm UTC (link)
And fourthed.

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[info]xturtle
2008-04-21 10:48 pm UTC (link)
Thank you!

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[info]fresco_le_raye
2008-04-22 12:57 am UTC (link)
I'm always amused by the alarm generated by tiny icons of tits and bums in a community that has the word WANK in very large, multicoloured letters on its front page ;-)

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(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2008-04-22 01:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-04-22 02:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fresco_le_raye, 2008-04-22 01:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2008-04-22 03:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-22 04:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2008-04-22 04:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-22 04:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]xturtle, 2008-04-23 03:20 am UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2008-04-22 04:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fresco_le_raye, 2008-04-22 01:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2008-04-23 02:26 am UTC

[info]blackjackrocket
2008-04-21 11:58 pm UTC (link)
And the post is drowned out by the fact that as I was reading it, "Karma Chameleon" came on the radio. Aah Boy George.

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[info]mcity
2008-04-22 02:27 am UTC (link)
I distinctly remember looking at that one and going "...this won't end well."

>Butch chicks are hot, but somehow hetero guys have not yet discovered this.
...I'm not sure you get how this works, mister.

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[info]drworm
2008-04-22 09:44 am UTC (link)
Why don't you explain it to me, o font of general knowledge about lesbos?

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(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2008-04-22 01:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drworm, 2008-04-23 01:52 am UTC
Heterosexuality is serious business?
[info]aerobot
2008-04-22 02:54 am UTC (link)
Why must perfectly good funny be ruined by unfunny? Why internets? D:

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[info]seiberwing
2008-04-22 04:14 am UTC (link)
...well, I thought it was funny.

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[info]metallicar67
2008-04-22 11:49 am UTC (link)
I was wondering if that one was going to be trouble when it showed up on my friends' list.

That being said... what the hell is the wanking about? because damned if I can figure it out.

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[info]queencallipygos
2008-04-22 12:45 pm UTC (link)
near as I can figure out, it's a combination of "comparing heterosexuality to a tragic disease" and "one person said 'hey, at least heterosexuals can have kids and homosexuals can't' and another said 'orly?'" and hijinks ensued.

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[info]phosfate
2008-04-22 02:36 pm UTC (link)
It's bad to make fun of heteros. Because...um...

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(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-22 04:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2008-04-23 01:39 am UTC

 
   
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