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Del ([info]big_bad_wolf) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-21 17:25:00
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With notes by [info]queencallipygos: Sexuality wank on Metaquotes. The day clearly has a Y in it
So Metaquotes exploded again. With classics like "I'm sorry that you don't find my humour funny", a few cries of "douchebag", and a whole lot of comments about whose parents are/n't gay/bi. Fun for all the family!

EDIT: Thanks.

OP, in a thread about the heartbreak of psoriasis (I'm not making that up), says something mildly amusing about how psoriasis is tough enough, but it could be worse, she could have been straight.

Someone else riffs on a doctor diagnosing heterosexuality, and that gets metaquoted. General hijinks ensue, and [info]shaysdays has a bad day, which she rectifies by starting a macro war.

And [info]queencallipygos introduces the fantastic concept of diplomacy via unrelated British Music Hall song interludes.

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[info]ashenmote
2008-04-21 06:32 pm UTC (link)
Bah, borked html happens all the time. I'm more intrigued about the making a new post instead of sticking the links in a comment here.

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 06:35 pm UTC (link)
Coming near me for too long clearly infected QC. Run! Save yourself from my Stupid! It's contagious!

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[info]ashenmote
2008-04-21 06:39 pm UTC (link)
I would, but I'm scared I will hit a wall or something.

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[info]onyxnoir
2008-04-21 11:32 pm UTC (link)
I think web comics have broken my brain. Because my first thought when I saw the 'QC' in your comment was 'but what does Questionable Content' have to do with this?

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[info]queencallipygos
2008-04-21 06:35 pm UTC (link)
That was other-than-the-op-me, trying to be helpful.

I was going to delete it to avoid the confusion now that it's all in one place, but wasn't sure if the mods would frown on that, so I'll just say, "Mods, please delete my post if you need to eliminate confusion."

....Any old iron, any old iron,
Any any any old iron....

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 06:45 pm UTC (link)
IT SOLVES EVERYTHING.

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[info]barankhy
2008-04-21 06:54 pm UTC (link)
...YOU ALL CONFUSE ME IN VARIOUS WAYS

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 06:56 pm UTC (link)
I'm calling that a victory because I've done bugger all else this month that can be counted as one. :D

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[info]barankhy
2008-04-21 07:02 pm UTC (link)
I would say something about your general meanness, but now your icon distracts me.

You evil person.
Eeevil.

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 07:05 pm UTC (link)
This is my main means of protection. Like a hedgehog's spines, but with more nudity. :)

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[info]barankhy
2008-04-21 07:26 pm UTC (link)
So you, too, can never be buggered at all?

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Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 07:27 pm UTC (link)
Oh now I wouldn't say *that* ... ;)

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]barankhy
2008-04-21 07:32 pm UTC (link)
I'm drunk on a school night and I went to in-your-end-os in three comments.
...
My mother must have gotten pregnant on a Discworldish astral plane.

Also, I'm running out of vaguely appropriate icons.
Unless you would like Aishwarya Rai calling you a whore...?

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 07:33 pm UTC (link)
I'm working on the drunk side of things, and I salute your dedication!

Aishwarya Rai can call me whatever she likes. Oh momma.

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]barankhy
2008-04-21 07:38 pm UTC (link)
I'm bathing my sorrows. Legitimate pain and stuffs *nods drunkenly*.
What's your excuse?

...you're totally using that icon to distract me from the very witty rest of the comment I had thought out, right?

Also, mmmh, Aishwarya.

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 07:40 pm UTC (link)
I'm ... an alcoholic? :D Seriously, I run on red wine and gin and heavy painkillers or my job would slay me.

I MIGHT HAVE BEEN BUT YOU CAN PROVE NOTHING. NOTHING, I SAY.

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]barankhy
2008-04-21 07:46 pm UTC (link)
...okay. You win the misery contest. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

Have I mentioned the evil thing already? No cake for you :-(

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 07:48 pm UTC (link)
I'm not unhappy, I'm DRUNK.

No cake for you :-(

D: D: D: D: WHY MUST YOU HURT ME?

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]barankhy
2008-04-21 07:49 pm UTC (link)
Oh right.
*offers German beer*

BECAUSE YOUR PAIN IS DELICIOUS FOR ME :D !

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 08:02 pm UTC (link)
*sticks to wine* Beer is Satan's arsewater. :)

... YOU'RE SO LUCKY I'M A MASOCHIST.

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]barankhy
2008-04-21 08:04 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, British beer maybe.
IF YOU SAY SOMETHING AGAINST GERMAN BEER, I'LL GO ILSA ON YOUR ASS >:| !

... :D :D :D ?

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 08:07 pm UTC (link)
*cower* I ... hate ... all beer.

I CAN HAS WHIP NAO?

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]barankhy, 2008-04-21 08:09 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 08:10 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]barankhy, 2008-04-21 08:11 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 08:14 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]barankhy, 2008-04-21 08:16 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 08:18 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]barankhy, 2008-04-21 08:19 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 08:22 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]barankhy, 2008-04-21 08:23 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 08:24 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]barankhy, 2008-04-21 08:25 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2008-04-21 08:26 pm UTC
Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation. - [info]barankhy, 2008-04-21 08:31 pm UTC

[info]queencallipygos
2008-04-21 06:58 pm UTC (link)
I think I actually remember from the movie Yellow Submarine, animated!Paul sings a snatch of it at one point to try to get animated!John to stop talking about the theory of relativity.

....Wow. Taken out of context of the movie, that sounds so utterly bizarre.

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 06:59 pm UTC (link)
A song from the Yellow Submarine, a movie which I can only watch while drunk or stoned, utterly bizarre? Surely you jest!

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[info]hallidae
2008-04-21 08:05 pm UTC (link)
Ooh, I remember that bit. Was it before or after the "blueglass" joke?

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