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Del ([info]big_bad_wolf) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-21 17:25:00


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With notes by [info]queencallipygos: Sexuality wank on Metaquotes. The day clearly has a Y in it
So Metaquotes exploded again. With classics like "I'm sorry that you don't find my humour funny", a few cries of "douchebag", and a whole lot of comments about whose parents are/n't gay/bi. Fun for all the family!

EDIT: Thanks.

OP, in a thread about the heartbreak of psoriasis (I'm not making that up), says something mildly amusing about how psoriasis is tough enough, but it could be worse, she could have been straight.

Someone else riffs on a doctor diagnosing heterosexuality, and that gets metaquoted. General hijinks ensue, and [info]shaysdays has a bad day, which she rectifies by starting a macro war.

And [info]queencallipygos introduces the fantastic concept of diplomacy via unrelated British Music Hall song interludes.


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Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 07:27 pm UTC (link)
Oh now I wouldn't say *that* ... ;)

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]barankhy
2008-04-21 07:32 pm UTC (link)
I'm drunk on a school night and I went to in-your-end-os in three comments.
...
My mother must have gotten pregnant on a Discworldish astral plane.

Also, I'm running out of vaguely appropriate icons.
Unless you would like Aishwarya Rai calling you a whore...?

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 07:33 pm UTC (link)
I'm working on the drunk side of things, and I salute your dedication!

Aishwarya Rai can call me whatever she likes. Oh momma.

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]barankhy
2008-04-21 07:38 pm UTC (link)
I'm bathing my sorrows. Legitimate pain and stuffs *nods drunkenly*.
What's your excuse?

...you're totally using that icon to distract me from the very witty rest of the comment I had thought out, right?

Also, mmmh, Aishwarya.

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 07:40 pm UTC (link)
I'm ... an alcoholic? :D Seriously, I run on red wine and gin and heavy painkillers or my job would slay me.

I MIGHT HAVE BEEN BUT YOU CAN PROVE NOTHING. NOTHING, I SAY.

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]barankhy
2008-04-21 07:46 pm UTC (link)
...okay. You win the misery contest. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

Have I mentioned the evil thing already? No cake for you :-(

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 07:48 pm UTC (link)
I'm not unhappy, I'm DRUNK.

No cake for you :-(

D: D: D: D: WHY MUST YOU HURT ME?

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]barankhy
2008-04-21 07:49 pm UTC (link)
Oh right.
*offers German beer*

BECAUSE YOUR PAIN IS DELICIOUS FOR ME :D !

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 08:02 pm UTC (link)
*sticks to wine* Beer is Satan's arsewater. :)

... YOU'RE SO LUCKY I'M A MASOCHIST.

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]barankhy
2008-04-21 08:04 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, British beer maybe.
IF YOU SAY SOMETHING AGAINST GERMAN BEER, I'LL GO ILSA ON YOUR ASS >:| !

... :D :D :D ?

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 08:07 pm UTC (link)
*cower* I ... hate ... all beer.

I CAN HAS WHIP NAO?

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]barankhy
2008-04-21 08:09 pm UTC (link)
Blasphemer!

YES IT IS CAN BE WIHPS TIEM NAO

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 08:10 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I kick those paradigms where it hurts. :P

YAY! *carries on insulting beer*

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]barankhy
2008-04-21 08:11 pm UTC (link)
...should I affect a really bad German accent now? To set the scene and stuffs?

Say you are ze sorry! Cover befor me, vimp!

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 08:14 pm UTC (link)
I'm not Max Mosley. ;)

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]barankhy
2008-04-21 08:16 pm UTC (link)
You never know!

I mean, SILENCE YOU IMPUDENT WRETCH! MASTER BARANKHY DID NOT GRANT YOU PERMISSION TO SPEAK!

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 08:18 pm UTC (link)
Guess you'll have to gag me to stop me back-talking.

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]barankhy
2008-04-21 08:19 pm UTC (link)
...

Ball gag, muzzle, socks?

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 08:22 pm UTC (link)
*brainsplode*

Umm .... whicheveryouprefermistress.

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]barankhy
2008-04-21 08:23 pm UTC (link)
MWAHAHAHA

Um... um... plz to not be pastedeing on a vagina.

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 08:24 pm UTC (link)
:D

Ooops, default setting with JF

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]barankhy
2008-04-21 08:25 pm UTC (link)
So.
Er.
...
Have we gotten off topic or what?

I know. Damn you, hive vagina!

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]big_bad_wolf
2008-04-21 08:26 pm UTC (link)
I blame the booze.

Are you on the FW-males wiki page then?

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Re: Typically Oggish approach to socialisation.
[info]barankhy
2008-04-21 08:31 pm UTC (link)
Bad booze. Baaaad, baaaaad booze.

Yup. But the part about not showing my hands for comparison purposes? Total lie.

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