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squeakthemouse ([info]squeakthemouse) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-24 14:13:00
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Current mood:Spiffy
Entry tags:cats, cute overload, pet wank, wank overload

They should just call it wank overload
So today on Cute Overload, Meg posts an extremely overweight cat.

Cue accusations of animal abuse. 

Others are convinced hiz fat iz pastede on, yay!

And what wank is complete without caps lock of rage?

Other highlights:

Human abuse!

Won't someone think of the children? 

Your comments will make the owner commit suicide

Wankbait? *gasp* No!

Moar spooge all over the comments, if you can get through it all.
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[info]aerobot
2008-04-25 05:13 pm UTC (link)
It always amazes me how even ridiculous amounts of cute cannot stop the internet from wanking. What does it take, people?

'Course, this may be justified in this example, but Cute Overload wank just confuzzles me in general.

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[info]ladyofviolets
2008-04-25 05:22 pm UTC (link)
And I thought the BIG fat cat that lives some blocks away from my house was BIG... :O

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[info]delcj
2008-04-25 05:41 pm UTC (link)
that cat looks like it constantly asks "i can has cheezburger?" and gets cheezburger every time. probably also maed a lot of cookies and then eated them.

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[info]jrs1980
2008-04-25 06:09 pm UTC (link)
Thank goodness the wank isn't in lolcat.

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[info]jrs1980
2008-04-25 06:10 pm UTC (link)
And since we're all sharing, my cat is on free-feed and I can't get her over eight pounds, though I'm sure trying!

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(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2008-04-26 02:46 am UTC

[info]smashingstars
2008-04-25 06:42 pm UTC (link)
Ah, I knew I'd seen a macro with a cat that looked a lot like the Cute Overload one:

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j250/smashingstars/supercatic8.jpg

I'd say they were the same breed.

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[info]puipui
2008-04-25 07:23 pm UTC (link)
[story about my cat]

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[info]queencallipygos
2008-04-25 08:11 pm UTC (link)
[critique of your cat care ability derived solely from your story]

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(no subject) - nam_jai, 2008-04-26 01:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2008-04-26 02:47 am UTC
(no subject) - nam_jai, 2008-04-26 03:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vito_excalibur, 2008-04-26 04:06 am UTC

[info]magic_lilybean
2008-04-25 10:58 pm UTC (link)
[similar story about my cat, may he RIP]

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[info]beachlass
2008-04-26 01:06 am UTC (link)
[waving of non-relevant academic achievements as proof that I know from cats, and you, madam, do not]

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[info]vzg
2008-04-26 01:23 am UTC (link)
[story about my cat, with pictures]

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(no subject) - [info]agent_hyatt, 2008-04-26 04:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2008-04-26 05:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beachlass, 2008-04-26 03:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2008-04-27 08:08 pm UTC

[info]trollprincess
2008-04-26 12:01 pm UTC (link)
[same old anecdote about the carsick cat who got me out of a speeding ticket]

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[info]dragonfangirl
2008-04-26 02:47 pm UTC (link)
[accusation that you are not familiar with the story of the development of domesticated felines! whereas I AM!]

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[info]honorh
2008-04-27 02:16 am UTC (link)
[vaguely related anecdote about my best friend's cats]

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[info]sarajayechan
2008-04-25 08:57 pm UTC (link)
Oh please. Who cares if it lives long? It's just a cat. Go worry about something important, like abused kids, climate change, or why the price of chocolate keeps going up.

Call me an oversensitive animal lover, but I felt like strangling the fucker when I saw that. Twenty bucks says he doesn't even give a shit about abused kids, climate change or the price of chocolate, too.

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[info]knightrider
2008-04-26 12:35 am UTC (link)
Yeah, people who can be that callous about animals tend to be that callous about people, imo.

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[info]vzg
2008-04-26 01:24 am UTC (link)
...Yeah, I have to say that kind of thing does piss me off.

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2008-04-25 10:33 pm UTC (link)
Round cat is round.

I suspect he's go either Mainie or Norwegian Forest Cat ancestry. He's not just rotund, he's ENORMOUS.

Some cats just get large. My aunt L's Turkish Van, Spike, is on a regulated diet and she's still all fluff and pudge.

Orazio's 'egads!' expression just killed me though. Aww XD

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[info]cmdr_zoom
2008-04-25 11:53 pm UTC (link)
"I say, madam!"

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(no subject) - [info]bienegold, 2008-04-26 06:34 am UTC

[info]knightrider
2008-04-25 11:49 pm UTC (link)
I've always been able to leave dry food out and the cats don't gorge - they just come and go as they please. If I put out something extra tasty like tuna or something, they're all over it. One of them will even leave a portion of that uneaten, though, which the other one polishes off. The "other one" in question is a twelve-week-old kitten, however - not exactly known for their moderation skillz.

Showers...oh yeah. My last cat, Archie, used to sit on the end of the bath, out of the spray, and just...watch. His sister Chester (long story) likes to sit IN the bath, but on the outside of the shower curtain so she stays relatively dry. I just have a big lump of cat on my foot for the duration. The new kitten, Starbuck, is just learning the joys of joining Mummy in the shower, as well. Odd little critters.

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[info]hooloovoo_too
2008-04-26 01:27 am UTC (link)
I just boggle at this. My own cat is a very petite Siamese who weighs a grand total of 5 lbs on her heavy days. She's not thin at all, she's just tiny. I'm so used to seeing her that even normal sized cats look huge to me. I can't even imagine seeing that cat.

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(no subject) - [info]trollprincess, 2008-04-26 12:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2008-04-27 02:15 am UTC

[info]wickedlester
2008-04-26 03:17 am UTC (link)
The expression on that cat seems to say he just saw himself in a mirror and said, "HOLY MOLY, I am FAT!"

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[info]zinkchan
2008-04-26 04:02 am UTC (link)
That cat reminds me of Angus from those kind of trashy, kind of bad "Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging" related books.

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[info]platedlizard
2008-04-26 04:30 am UTC (link)
That kitty reminds me of this cat. Don't know if you guys recall, but said kitty was the one that got stuck in a doggy door.

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(no subject) - [info]agent_hyatt, 2008-04-26 04:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2008-04-26 06:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2008-04-26 06:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2008-04-26 02:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wrongly_amused, 2008-04-27 03:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tiye, 2008-04-28 07:55 pm UTC

[info]sarahkjrsten
2008-04-26 06:39 pm UTC (link)
And I thought that my parent's cat was a monster. Granted, Phoebe is as dumb as a box of rocks...

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