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squeakthemouse (squeakthemouse) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-24 14:13:00

Current mood:	Spiffy
Entry tags:	cats, cute overload, pet wank, wank overload

They should just call it wank overload
So today on Cute Overload, Meg posts an extremely overweight cat.

Cue accusations of animal abuse.

Others are convinced hiz fat iz pastede on, yay!

And what wank is complete without caps lock of rage?

Other highlights:

Human abuse!

Won't someone think of the children?

Your comments will make the owner commit suicide

Wankbait? *gasp* No!

Moar spooge all over the comments, if you can get through it all.

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	my baby: let me show her to you julesnoctambule 2008-04-25 02:19 am UTC (link)
	I feel compelled to show off my 19 pound Maine Coon mix: http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g171/julesnoctambule/DSC05371.jpg All chub, all the time -- and according to the vet (whose Mainey weighs in at 23 pounds), she's perfectly healthy. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: my baby: let me show her to you mcity 2008-04-25 03:11 am UTC (link)
	You need to put something in the shot to show proportion. Like a house. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: my baby: let me show her to you julesnoctambule 2008-04-25 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, she's only on a bed pillow there. In her support, among her nicknames is 'Holy crap that cat is HUGE!' since that's what most people say when they see her. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: my baby: let me show her to you lilgoala 2008-04-25 04:18 am UTC (link)
	That looks like a big furry blob with a cat's head stuck on it. xD She has pretty colors. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: my baby: let me show her to you iwanttobeasleep 2008-04-25 04:54 am UTC (link)
	Lovely cat! My vet has a Maine coon that's about 20 pounds, and he's "small". (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: my baby: let me show her to you sluggirl 2008-04-25 05:27 am UTC (link)
	Hey, I have those pillowcases! For a second I was like "Wait, that's MY bed. THE CAT... IT IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: my baby: let me show her to you lerefuge 2008-04-25 02:11 pm UTC (link)
	I lol'ed :D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: my baby: let me show her to you julesnoctambule 2008-04-25 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	Ha! I had a moment of that once; unfortunately, it was while watching an episode of 'Forensic Files'. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: my baby: let me show her to you vzg 2008-04-26 01:02 am UTC (link)
	That would be a great movie. "Mrrreow." "What was that?" "I'm on the internet, okay? It's just a video of a cat." "MRRREOW." "That didn't sound... Wait. Turn down the volume for a second." "Okay..." "MRRREEEOW!" "Oh... Oh god. It's..." "It's inside the house." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: my baby: let me show her to you agent_hyatt 2008-04-26 04:43 am UTC (link)
	I've had that happen to me. Except that we had a cat, and the cat inside wasn't him. And the stranger bolted as soon as I shouted. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: my baby: let me show her to you vzg 2008-04-26 05:13 am UTC (link)
	Ha! That's terrible and wonderful all at once. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: my baby: let me show her to you brennalarose 2008-04-25 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	Awwwwwwww! huggles (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Ooh, can this be the "my huge cat" thread? xturtle 2008-04-25 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	Let's try this again: my baby, the 14 pound skinny man, who's longer than my torso. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Ooh, can this be the "my huge cat" thread? chibikaijuu 2008-04-25 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	Haha, I love the "way heavier than they look" cats - I have a long, slim, sleek-furred doorknob-headed cat who weighs ten pounds. I have a stocky, fluffy, poofy-tailed, ruffed cat who weighs nine and a half. Guess which one everybody thinks is bigger? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Ooh, can this be the "my huge cat" thread? xturtle 2008-04-25 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	I know! It's hilarious to watch the uninitiated pick Tom up and suddenly realize that his skeleton is apparently made of lead. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Ooh, can this be the "my huge cat" thread? chibikaijuu 2008-04-25 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	Not only is Brigid heavier than she looks, but her length means she can twist around you like a freaking eel. Watching the vet try to pick her up is hilarious. (Also, she knows how doorknobs work.) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Ooh, can this be the "my huge cat" thread? julesnoctambule 2008-04-26 12:46 am UTC (link)
	He is puff-wonderful! What a lovely cat. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Ooh, can this be the "my huge cat" thread? xturtle 2008-04-26 06:16 am UTC (link)
	Thank you! He is entirely aware of it. :-) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: my baby: let me show her to you ruby_falls 2008-04-25 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	I have no pictures =(, but my Maine Coon is was 21 at her last checkup, and the vet said we should probably feed her MORE. She's just a huge cat, has a head the size of a grapefruit. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: my baby: let me show her to you julesnoctambule 2008-04-26 12:53 am UTC (link)
	Clare has the tabby frame with the Mainey build, so she's like a little mobile beach ball. She can run, jump and play with the best of them, though! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: my baby: let me show her to you trollprincess 2008-04-26 11:50 am UTC (link)
	My mom's cousin has two Maine coons and the last I heard they were at least 23 pounds each. We own a bunch of Siamese so we laugh because her two fat cats combined weigh about as much as my mother's seven skinny cats. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: my baby: let me show her to you napalmnacey 2008-04-28 12:27 am UTC (link)
	AW MY GOD SO CUTE!!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: my baby: let me show her to you julesnoctambule 2008-04-28 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you! She's mamma's little (er, big?) girl. Your icon reminds me that every time we watch 'Doctor Who', the cats sit with us and watch it, too. We were watching some One episodes last night and Fat Girl just stretched out right in front of us, eyes on the screen all night! She prefers Four and Ten; her sister likes Nine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: my baby: let me show her to you napalmnacey 2008-04-29 04:31 am UTC (link)
	Oh my God, your cats has Doctor preferences! GEEK KITTIES! lol (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: my baby: let me show her to you julesnoctambule 2008-04-29 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	They are totally geek kitties! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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