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squeakthemouse ([info]squeakthemouse) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-24 14:13:00


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Current mood:Spiffy
Entry tags:cats, cute overload, pet wank, wank overload

They should just call it wank overload
So today on Cute Overload, Meg posts an extremely overweight cat.

Cue accusations of animal abuse

Others are convinced hiz fat iz pastede on, yay!

And what wank is complete without caps lock of rage?

Other highlights:

Human abuse!

Won't someone think of the children? 

Your comments will make the owner commit suicide

Wankbait? *gasp* No!

Moar spooge all over the comments, if you can get through it all.



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[info]fevered_ego
2008-04-25 04:03 am UTC (link)
Anecdata, but my sister owned what I'm absolutely certain was a half-breed. She looked exactly like a bobcat, except for being close to house-cat size. She had the oversized back legs, stub tail, coat patterns and everything. She was shy and prone to attacking. I think I still have scars...

We got her from my family in the Ozarks, who noticed that a male bobcat would come and hang around the property whenever the mama cat would go into heat, and a little while later, poof. Little feral bob-kittens everywhere.

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[info]come_love_sleep
2008-04-25 06:18 am UTC (link)
Ergo Proxy icon!

And yeah--my stepdad had a half-bobcat kitty. Got in trouble when a neighborhood yap-yap dog came up and barked at it, and the cat's response was to sigh, straighten up from where it laid on the sidewalk, and with a single swipe of its claws, tear the dog's throat out. Dog fell over with a gurgle and gasped its lifeblood out, dead within seconds. Cat sauntered off.
Evil critter, but everybody hated that damn dog...

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[info]littlest_lurker
2008-04-25 06:23 am UTC (link)
Damn.

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[info]fevered_ego
2008-04-25 06:37 am UTC (link)
D: That cat sounds horrifying and awesome all at the same time.

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[info]florence_craye
2008-04-25 04:02 pm UTC (link)
Agreed! I can't decide what reaction to have.

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[info]brennalarose
2008-04-25 02:17 pm UTC (link)
Oh, my god...

Under normal circumstances I'd be horrified, but...WOW!

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[info]tintagel
2008-04-25 04:46 pm UTC (link)
Beats my friend's story about his psychotic cat who will merely try to maul you through the banisters.

I feel this icon is appropriate...

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[info]magic_lilybean
2008-04-25 10:24 pm UTC (link)
My BFF had a cat that came home with a wild turkey butt one time. Bunch of tailfeathers with ass attached. that is. Which, WTF cat, even if you could take it down, YOU CAN'T EAT A WHOLE TURKEY. Der.

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[info]chibikaijuu
2008-04-25 11:08 pm UTC (link)
WTF cat, even if you could take it down, YOU CAN'T EAT A WHOLE TURKEY. Der.

But I can try, Mommy! I can damn well try! And then I can drag its guts under your bed/onto the carpet/wherever you step first in your morning stupor! *G*

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[info]magic_lilybean
2008-04-26 03:40 am UTC (link)
Instead, sadly, the ass was his only prize. Naturally he presented it to his owners on the front step. Now that's good lovin'.

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[info]aerobot
2008-04-25 05:20 pm UTC (link)
................... SERIOUSLY!?!

Not that I mean to be rude, but holy shit, wow.

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