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squeakthemouse ([info]squeakthemouse) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-24 14:13:00


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Current mood:Spiffy
Entry tags:cats, cute overload, pet wank, wank overload

They should just call it wank overload
So today on Cute Overload, Meg posts an extremely overweight cat.

Cue accusations of animal abuse

Others are convinced hiz fat iz pastede on, yay!

And what wank is complete without caps lock of rage?

Other highlights:

Human abuse!

Won't someone think of the children? 

Your comments will make the owner commit suicide

Wankbait? *gasp* No!

Moar spooge all over the comments, if you can get through it all.



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[info]tintagel
2008-04-25 04:46 pm UTC (link)
Beats my friend's story about his psychotic cat who will merely try to maul you through the banisters.

I feel this icon is appropriate...

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[info]magic_lilybean
2008-04-25 10:24 pm UTC (link)
My BFF had a cat that came home with a wild turkey butt one time. Bunch of tailfeathers with ass attached. that is. Which, WTF cat, even if you could take it down, YOU CAN'T EAT A WHOLE TURKEY. Der.

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[info]chibikaijuu
2008-04-25 11:08 pm UTC (link)
WTF cat, even if you could take it down, YOU CAN'T EAT A WHOLE TURKEY. Der.

But I can try, Mommy! I can damn well try! And then I can drag its guts under your bed/onto the carpet/wherever you step first in your morning stupor! *G*

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[info]magic_lilybean
2008-04-26 03:40 am UTC (link)
Instead, sadly, the ass was his only prize. Naturally he presented it to his owners on the front step. Now that's good lovin'.

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