This actually reminds me (well, the description does, I haven't read the wank itself) of a brouhaha that happened at my university in my junior year. A professor was coming to campus at night to speak at a race-issues forum. She came out afterwards to find her tires slashed, windows broken in, and the words "KIKE WHORE" spraypainted over the hood.

Next day was the only time the uni cancelled classes, for race issues awareness marches.




Course a couple months later it was revealed that the professor had staged the whole thing as a roundabout method of insurance fraud. Kind of flavored the whole thing with irony.