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Pan (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} panthea) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} otf_wank,@ 2008-05-15 07:44:00 |
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"I have personally saved the ass-virginity of several young boys in my days."
I... don't even know how to describe this.
It's a lovely time capsule of wank that took place in 2001; the Shrine of the Mall Ninja was posted in 2006. It seems the original thread is gone now. History weeps for its loss.
There are two lessons to take away from this: there is apparently an epidemic of ass-raping going on in malls across America, and there are a few brave men with assault rifles serving as the last bastion of protection between the ass-rapists and young boys' tender ass-virginity. If you don't respect your friendly neighborhood Mall Ninja, you, too, may be gang-raped in the men's room.
Who knew malls were so dangerous?
I... don't even know how to describe this.
It's a lovely time capsule of wank that took place in 2001; the Shrine of the Mall Ninja was posted in 2006. It seems the original thread is gone now. History weeps for its loss.
There are two lessons to take away from this: there is apparently an epidemic of ass-raping going on in malls across America, and there are a few brave men with assault rifles serving as the last bastion of protection between the ass-rapists and young boys' tender ass-virginity. If you don't respect your friendly neighborhood Mall Ninja, you, too, may be gang-raped in the men's room.
Who knew malls were so dangerous?
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