epic
My favorite part is when Gecko defends SPECOPS and himself while posting as SPECOPs. Closely followed by the part where he claims to have shown a Demolitions Expert SEAL how to breach a door.

Those Asians Gangs love Mortal Combat

Icon this. Someone, please.

Fortunately, wounding fire to suppress teenage kleptomaniacs is relatively easy, they all run in straight lines, and a hit in the knee will be relatively simple from the second floor.

And that's where he took a hairpin turn onto Creepy St.