(Read comments) - (Post a new comment)

	findchaem 2008-05-15 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	This is priceless. It's like a teenager role-playing a John Ringo hero, transplanted to the mall where he spends all his time. There needs to be a Wank Museum where such artifacts are preserved for future generations to enjoy. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	caoilainn 2008-05-15 04:02 pm UTC (link)
	The John Ringo review is amazing, and so is John Ringo for taking it all in such good stride and endorsing the t-shirt contest. Thanks for linking that, I was horrified and amused. That was an uneasy combination. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hurricane 2008-05-15 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	Ignore me, I'm here to flaily-fangirl your icon. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	capsulekei 2008-05-15 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	Oh am I glad you relinked the John Ringo nonsense. I did't have the time to read it before, but as I am avoiding studying and writing a paper as hard as I can currently, I find I have plenty of time to sit down and marvel at it now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phosfate 2008-05-15 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	Icon love. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	capsulekei 2008-05-15 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	That cut in Darkplace to Dean with the shotgun is all it took to sell me on the series, and Richard Ayoade for life. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phosfate 2008-05-15 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	Word. He's amazing. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	luthe 2008-05-15 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	Icon love. I had that pillow case and sheet set when I was wee. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	findchaem 2008-05-15 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	I used to have a "Love to eat them mousies" cloth napkin that I'd pack in my lunchbox. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	talec 2008-05-15 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	I have a book of those cartoons! :D Kitties... kitties... I don't have any kitty icons. D: Have some birds instead. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	perletwo 2008-05-16 05:18 am UTC (link)
	zOMG we had that on a tote bag. nibble on they tiny feet... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gusty 2008-05-16 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	Heee! I was just about to comment the very same. Loved that set. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	doomsday 2008-05-15 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	He reminds me of the Gary Stus who show up at Hogwarts with assault rifles and dubious military jargon and save the day by teaching Harry how to take out Voldemort sniper-style. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	findchaem 2008-05-15 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	Don't forget saving Harry's "ass virginity" from Professor Binns. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	blankverses 2008-05-16 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, John Ringo. I think I'd just stopped responding to everything with "OH JOHN RINGO NO!" like a week ago, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	findchaem 2008-05-16 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	You know how Ringo's protagonist goes around recruiting prostitutes to join his private mercenary army? There should be a book where he recruits the Mall Ninja. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

blankverses
2008-05-16 06:57 pm UTC (link)

Oh man, that would be awesome!

A whole book could take place at the Mall of America or whatever -- the whores could be working the Rave store and the Hot Topic insta-goth kids could be running a ring of sex-slaves that they kidnap from Hollister. And, using only what they can make out of parts from Radio Shack and the Apple store, the Mike guy and the Mall Ninja save the day, and then bang out the chicks working at Orange Julius before riding off into the sunset on their segues.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hxmxcrashtrap 2008-05-17 01:29 pm UTC (link)
	I think I love you just a little bit for giving me that TOTALLY AWESOME mental image. If he doesn't write it, can I? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	blankverses 2008-05-17 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	Go for it, I would totally read that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

(Read comments) -