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Auntie Singe Addams ([info]singe) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-05-16 00:27:00
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Entry tags:body parts, defensiveness ahoy, lj, wtf_inc

Ever seen split penises?
This are an educational post. I mean, the ignorance of this subject should not be allowed to continue. NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!


Over on wtf_inc, calicoeyes admits that, ack, she had never seen a split penis and dearly wishes she could unsee it. (Good lord, so do I.) friendhamster jumps up and eagerly declares her a stoopit n00b. After some AM NOT! ARE TOO! AM NOT! ARE TOO! goes by, calicoeyes outs with a Metaquotes worthy slap...


"Here is my advice to you:
1) Open jar of Tuck's medicated pads
2) Remove your diaper
3) Apply Tuck's pad directly to your butthurt
4) Stop being such a tantrum throwing little cry baby on the internetz."


...and things continue to deteriorate. NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!


Seriously, don't click if you're squeamish. I mean, if they ain't the most objectionable schlongs I EVER did see!
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[info]shaysdays
2008-05-16 06:35 am UTC (link)
Shit- am I allowed to comment? I want in!

(In the morning, I'm exhausted now.)

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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2008-05-16 06:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shaysdays, 2008-05-16 06:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2008-05-16 06:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2008-05-16 06:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shaysdays, 2008-05-16 06:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2008-05-16 07:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shaysdays, 2008-05-16 07:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2008-05-16 07:19 am UTC
I really hope snorgling is what I think it is now. - [info]shaysdays, 2008-05-16 07:25 am UTC
I sure hope it doesn't mean 'mercy kill' - [info]sepiamagpie, 2008-05-16 07:44 am UTC
So you know: - [info]queencallipygos, 2008-05-16 06:24 pm UTC
Re: So you know: - [info]soupspooks, 2008-05-16 08:02 pm UTC
Re: So you know: - [info]taktuk, 2008-05-17 06:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariann, 2008-05-16 11:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dante_the_mouse, 2008-05-16 10:45 pm UTC

iwanttobeasleep
2008-05-16 06:51 am UTC (link)
If anyone wants to enjoy the wank without risking seeing the images, here are the URLs to adblock:
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20080227
http://images.heaven666.org/galleries/the-saturday-night-sectionals-*

Because it's quite amusing without all that.

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(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-05-16 07:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lidane, 2008-05-16 08:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2008-05-16 09:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smashingstars, 2008-05-16 10:03 am UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2008-05-16 02:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smashingstars, 2008-05-16 10:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2008-05-17 04:41 am UTC

[info]bandit
2008-05-16 06:53 am UTC (link)
Oh my god, they're like little tentacle monsters!

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[info]da_angel729
2008-05-16 06:55 am UTC (link)
*curses train wreck syndrome*

Why do I always look?

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(no subject) - [info]florence_craye, 2008-05-19 09:15 pm UTC

[info]trisandrockets
2008-05-16 06:59 am UTC (link)
Because, as everyone knows, the Internet is a race.

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[info]wolfsamurai
2008-05-16 07:00 am UTC (link)
Meh, Warren Ellis has numbed me to such things.

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(no subject) - [info]papervolcano, 2008-05-16 09:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hangingfire, 2008-05-16 01:18 pm UTC

[info]skewed_tartan
2008-05-16 07:02 am UTC (link)
Is it bad the first two things I wondered about the split peens is 1.) Can he still ejaculate and if he can does it come out of both heads? 2.) Is it possible to have two women ride that?

I also imagined our two furious wankers as screaming sock puppets, the cloth kind.

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(no subject) - [info]criticalcricket, 2008-05-16 07:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]erototoxin, 2008-05-16 07:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]criticalcricket, 2008-05-16 08:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2008-05-17 07:46 am UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2008-05-16 07:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2008-05-16 07:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-05-16 07:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2008-05-16 07:57 am UTC

[info]tiye
2008-05-16 07:03 am UTC (link)
Me: AAAAAAAUGH!
My husband: What? What?
Me: You don't want to know.
My husband: OH GOD I JUST SAW IT OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE DON'T TELL ME WHAT THAT IS OH GOD WHY ARE YOU STILL LOOKING AT IT

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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2008-05-16 07:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bandit, 2008-05-16 07:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2008-05-16 04:12 pm UTC

[info]criticalcricket
2008-05-16 07:08 am UTC (link)
I've seen some split peens before, but those are especially hideous.

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(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2008-05-16 07:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]criticalcricket, 2008-05-16 07:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jetwolf, 2008-05-16 07:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2008-05-16 04:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eumonigy, 2008-05-16 08:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2008-05-17 01:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]madamotaku, 2008-05-18 07:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2008-05-19 02:56 am UTC

[info]fevered_ego
2008-05-16 07:20 am UTC (link)
Aw, they should have posted the animation of the guy ejaculating from the center of what appears to be a four-petaled pink flower. Or possibly an octopus who survived a land mine explosion.

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(no subject) - [info]jar, 2008-05-16 09:49 am UTC
(no subject) - coreopsis, 2008-05-16 05:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]trollprincess, 2008-05-18 01:12 am UTC

[info]tarash
2008-05-16 07:25 am UTC (link)
...How does that even WORK?

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(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2008-05-16 02:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]airborne_rodent, 2008-05-16 06:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smadronia, 2008-05-16 08:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]airborne_rodent, 2008-05-16 09:33 pm UTC

[info]hallidae
2008-05-16 07:38 am UTC (link)
I can't decide which ones make me cringe more, the ones that look like they're infected or the one full of metal.

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[info]damien
2008-05-16 07:41 am UTC (link)
I am so traumatized now.

Also, for this one, I didn't immediately realize that it was a finger down the middle and was trying to figure out if it was a third head or something.

I wonder how circumcision works for those. Or what uncircumcised split penises would look like?

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[info]sisterelwood
2008-05-16 07:45 am UTC (link)
I've been on the internet too long when I just look at the pictures and go, "Oh- is that all?" and go on my way. Like calicoeyes, though, I had never heard of split penis before now. Weird.

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GIP! - [info]danceswithelvis, 2008-05-16 04:39 pm UTC
Re: GIP! - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-05-16 05:43 pm UTC

[info]khym_chanur
2008-05-16 07:59 am UTC (link)
Not clicking not clicking not clicking not clicking...

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(no subject) - findchaem, 2008-05-16 02:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - coreopsis, 2008-05-16 05:14 pm UTC

[info]herongale
2008-05-16 08:13 am UTC (link)
All I can say is, if you're going to do what's in those pictures, I wonder: why stop at two? Why not go for four? Six? Turn your penis into hydra spaghetti.

OMG WTF WRYYY????

(delayed traumatic reaction, commence now!)

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(no subject) - [info]fantine, 2008-05-16 10:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2008-05-16 07:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]angora, 2008-05-17 12:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mercutia, 2008-05-17 02:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]keri, 2008-05-17 02:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mercutia, 2008-05-17 08:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]magic_lilybean, 2008-05-18 01:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]taktuk, 2008-05-17 08:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]saieboux, 2008-05-18 04:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]msmanna, 2008-05-19 04:47 pm UTC

[info]imp
2008-05-16 08:34 am UTC (link)
WILLNOTLOOKWILLNOTLOOKWILLNOTLOOK.

ARGH. The curiosity's killing me, but I KNOWWW I'd regret it.

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(no subject) - [info]solesakuma, 2008-05-16 09:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]witty, 2008-05-16 04:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blankverses, 2008-05-16 05:00 pm UTC

[info]meriel
2008-05-16 09:09 am UTC (link)
...Why would anyone do that? Maybe I'm just missing the ~logic~ here, but still.

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(no subject) - [info]mary_mac, 2008-05-16 11:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2008-05-17 07:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]madamotaku, 2008-05-18 07:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2008-05-18 09:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]j_lunatic, 2008-05-17 08:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]anon_a_mouse, 2008-05-19 04:28 pm UTC

[info]honorh
2008-05-16 09:14 am UTC (link)
1. Okay, now I've officially Seen It All, and I'm all the unhappier for it.

2. The word "butthurt" is officially overused in one thread alone.

3. I love friendofhamster's debating style--say rude things until someone says something rude back, then protest that you don't deserve it because you were just saying things other people say all the time and shouldn't have been taken literally. After that, whine all the more while people stand around and poke you for the lulz. Fabulous!

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(no subject) - [info]fantine, 2008-05-16 11:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2008-05-16 07:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]entropicdecay, 2008-05-17 01:38 pm UTC

[info]deliciouschaos
2008-05-16 09:17 am UTC (link)
It is less my resistance to train wreck syndrome and more kindness to the people I would expose en masse to these images (read: my dorm) that is keeping me from clicking.

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[info]southerngaelic
2008-05-16 10:21 am UTC (link)
.....I don't think I'm going to click that. o-o

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[info]manny_fish
2008-05-16 10:43 am UTC (link)
Gah. Talk about cocktease! I refuse to click to avoid eye burnage.
But maybe if I close my eyes and scroll down a bit...

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[info]tehrin
2008-05-16 11:04 am UTC (link)
Been on the internet too long. I've seen worse things. But BOY does one of those look botched.

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(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2008-05-19 09:32 pm UTC

[info]gunshou
2008-05-16 12:21 pm UTC (link)
I have never been so glad that my work blocks LJ than I am at this moment. I haven't had breakfast yet.

The whole idea is worlds of D: - like tentacle porn in real life.

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I guess I'd be considered a "stoopit n00b" too...
[info]freezer
2008-05-16 01:01 pm UTC (link)
At least by [info]friendofhamster's standards, since I too had never seen a split p3n0r.

Of course, I had heard of them, which facilitated never seeing them, since I could spot what was coming and pointedly not click the link.

Unfortunately, I followed the Metaquotes link... I iz sad, traumatized panda.

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