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	demonoflight 2008-05-16 01:24 pm UTC (link)
	...split wha...? has lost the ability of speech - and that's without even looking at the link yet!!! (Reply to this)

	senor_pinata 2008-05-16 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	There must be something wrong with me because I could not click fast enough. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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smadronia, 2008-05-16 08:59 pm UTC

	joye 2008-05-16 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not clicking, but would someone explain what the purpose of the split is? Is it a fetish? An industrial accident? Something else? I'd Google, but then I'm sure I'd see one. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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shaysdays, 2008-05-16 04:19 pm UTC

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	photosinensis 2008-05-16 01:56 pm UTC (link)
	Protip: Turn off the "Load Images Automatically" option in your web browser if you want to read the wank without seeing anything you'll regret later. You can find this option at Preferences >> Content >> Load Images Automatically (in Firefox--figure it out yourself for other browsers). Also, to kill the Cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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tao_tao, 2008-05-17 08:53 pm UTC

	schmoo999 2008-05-16 02:56 pm UTC (link)
	I am very proud of myself that I have learned not to click these links. I don't need more scarring of teh brain. I have done enough damage in the 10 plus years of being online. (Reply to this)

	pastri_archy 2008-05-16 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	Think of it less as a link and more of the truth behind the link. There Is No Link. hums Billie Jean (Reply to this)

	sithwitch13 2008-05-16 03:11 pm UTC (link)
	I saw something like this on SomethingAwful once. It was only made bearable by a photoshop job that made the two heads look like battling dinosaurs. I don't need to see non-dinosaur-splitpeen now. (Reply to this)

	tree 2008-05-16 03:43 pm UTC (link)
	Now there's some links I know better than to click on. I didn't think that would ever happen! (Reply to this)

	risha 2008-05-16 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not even tempted to click on this one, even with the above instructions on how to not load the images. (With my luck, I'd do it wrong.) I've seen some before, and I NEVER want to see it again. That sort of thing touches on 95% of my actual phobias, and I want to be able to sleep tonight. (Reply to this)

	also_not_a_pipe 2008-05-16 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	Gaaah. So is the point of this so guys can pretend they have claspers like a shark, or to make their junk look like toys meant for large parrots? (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	danceswithelvis 2008-05-16 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	Why did I click? Why? D: (Reply to this)

blankverses
2008-05-16 05:06 pm UTC (link)

Why would you do this? Why would someone choose to do this to themselves? Who wakes up in the morning going "You know what I think I'd like to do today? Go downtown and saw my cock in half! Then I can have TWO cocks! Or FOUR! More cocks than anyone has ever had before! Nineteen paper-thin penises!" Seriously, I mean -- why would you do this? How -- how does it work? God, give me the strength to not google this information further.

I shouldn't have clicked on the link. But -- but I'm a stoopit n00bie, too, I suppose, since I'd never, you know, seen one of those suckers before.

And I wish that was still the case.

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	ecchaniz0r 2008-05-16 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	DUNNA NUNNA NUNNA NUNNA DUNNA NUNNA NUNNA NUNNA SPLIT PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN curls up in corner twitching er. i have nothing against bmod and people who do it, but i cannot imagine how much that would hurt (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	xero_sky 2008-05-16 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	I really wish I was still enough of an internet!innocent to be shocked or even particularly squicked by that. I blame the SA forums. And all of you guys. (Reply to this)

	julesnoctambule 2008-05-16 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	What a waste of cock. (Reply to this)

	vitalitat 2008-05-16 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	I just totally crossed my legs. (Reply to this)

	sneer 2008-05-16 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	oh god. ew. no. ew. no. no. oh god. no. ew. ew. EW. no. also ew. Echoing the sentiment of "it's your cock, do what you want with it," but I would not touch that with a ten foot pole nor allow it entry into any of my orifices. D: (Reply to this)

	shaysdays 2008-05-16 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	And just to further the brain break- some day these guys are going to be sitting next to a chick with an 80 year tramp stamp in an old folk's home saying, "Yeah, at least you can wear makeup over it, Tiffany. Hey, here comes a new nurse, I'm gonna ask her to help me pee and see if she screams." (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	okalintu 2008-05-16 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	For once in my life I will be strong and not click. The mere thought is traumatizing enough. shudders (Reply to this)

frequentmouse
2008-05-16 07:37 pm UTC (link)

You know, one of the reasons I didn't go into Physical Anthropology was the whole matter of having subincision, infibrilation, et'c and so on illustrated and described in depth in the relevent text books.

Little did I know that thirty years on those things would be a cool means of body adornment in my own culture.

I'm really sorry, now, that I turned down the chance to work with Grover Krantz, as well as becoming immune to those pics when I was young enough to recover.

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	paladin 2008-05-16 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	That response is a thing of beauty. It almost makes up for the diseased looking split-cocks. Almost. (Reply to this)

	yattara 2008-05-16 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	In the interest of my sexlife, I am not going to show this to my boyfriend. Sheesh, I crossed my legs. (Reply to this)

	smadronia 2008-05-16 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	SO my singificant other comes out of the shower, and I explain what I'm reading. Any smart person would go "ugh, and leave?" Her? she sits down and looks at me expectantly. Her reaction "Wow. Why would anyone do that?" And I thought I was weird. (Reply to this)

	stella_polaris 2008-05-16 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	...how do those things ever work? And what do you do with one if it does work? The seem too split to stuff into one hole, and each splitted... branch (Yeah sorry my Split Penis Vocabulary fails me) seems too short to be used for fucking. (Reply to this)(Thread)