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body parts, defensiveness ahoy, lj, wtf_inc

Ever seen split penises?
This are an educational post. I mean, the ignorance of this subject should not be allowed to continue. NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!

Over on wtf_inc, calicoeyes admits that, ack, she had never seen a split penis and dearly wishes she could unsee it. (Good lord, so do I.) friendhamster jumps up and eagerly declares her a stoopit n00b. After some AM NOT! ARE TOO! AM NOT! ARE TOO! goes by, calicoeyes outs with a Metaquotes worthy slap...

"Here is my advice to you:
1) Open jar of Tuck's medicated pads
2) Remove your diaper
3) Apply Tuck's pad directly to your butthurt
4) Stop being such a tantrum throwing little cry baby on the internetz."

...and things continue to deteriorate. NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!

Seriously, don't click if you're squeamish. I mean, if they ain't the most objectionable schlongs I EVER did see!

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	shaysdays 2008-05-16 06:35 am UTC (link)
	Shit- am I allowed to comment? I want in! (In the morning, I'm exhausted now.) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	singe 2008-05-16 06:37 am UTC (link)
	You certainly have my blessing. DO SOMETHING!!1! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shaysdays 2008-05-16 06:41 am UTC (link)
	Sweet! Amanda's on the case, and it's only tangentially related anyway. I got in a drunken "Who has the bigger Internet peen based on years of service" fight one night. No one ever wins. (especially the drunk gal) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2008-05-16 06:49 am UTC (link)
	True, true. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sepiamagpie 2008-05-16 06:47 am UTC (link)
	o.O (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shaysdays 2008-05-16 06:56 am UTC (link)
	Honestly (and I'm drinking my sleepytime tea now, honest) I'm never really sure where the line is. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sepiamagpie 2008-05-16 07:00 am UTC (link)
	It's your comm, I won't actually object until you start commenting to people with 'lol you're on fandom wank' with a link, I guess. I... I just had a moment. A Sep Is Really Sleepy moment. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

shaysdays
2008-05-16 07:07 am UTC (link)

Oh heavens no. That would be wrong with a capital WRONG. Just wanted to make sure I could comment on this one since I'm staying far, far away. Like, Shrek's inlaws far far away.

..I had more, but the sleepytime tea and the teeny turtle are making me all fuzzy and warm inside so I'm gonna go snorgle somethng, whatever snorgling is.

I would offer you the happy sleepytime tea, but it's pretty strong and skajfhlkjbdx vbadg zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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	sepiamagpie 2008-05-16 07:19 am UTC (link)
	Not to imply you would do that. I really was having a moment. It's a really bad night. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	I really hope snorgling is what I think it is now. shaysdays 2008-05-16 07:25 am UTC (link)
	Aw, I hate those. I hope things get better soon for you. snorgles ya (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	I sure hope it doesn't mean 'mercy kill' sepiamagpie 2008-05-16 07:44 am UTC (link)
	:D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	So you know: queencallipygos 2008-05-16 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	snorgling = snuggling + Eskimo kisses, basically. There's the hands-and-arms-clasping each other cuddling, plus judicious burrowing-your-nose-into-the-side-of-the-neck-or-other-spot-because-it's-just-so-snuggly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: So you know: soupspooks 2008-05-16 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	This wank has brought me something good. refuses to click links (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: So you know: taktuk 2008-05-17 06:39 am UTC (link)
	It's funny because Eskimos don't actually do that. ...well, OK, my mother Eskimo kissed HRC once. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mariann 2008-05-16 11:16 am UTC (link)
	I adore your icon -- go Wonder Pets! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dante_the_mouse 2008-05-16 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Love the icon. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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