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body parts, defensiveness ahoy, lj, wtf_inc

Ever seen split penises?
This are an educational post. I mean, the ignorance of this subject should not be allowed to continue. NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!

Over on wtf_inc, calicoeyes admits that, ack, she had never seen a split penis and dearly wishes she could unsee it. (Good lord, so do I.) friendhamster jumps up and eagerly declares her a stoopit n00b. After some AM NOT! ARE TOO! AM NOT! ARE TOO! goes by, calicoeyes outs with a Metaquotes worthy slap...

"Here is my advice to you:
1) Open jar of Tuck's medicated pads
2) Remove your diaper
3) Apply Tuck's pad directly to your butthurt
4) Stop being such a tantrum throwing little cry baby on the internetz."

...and things continue to deteriorate. NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!

Seriously, don't click if you're squeamish. I mean, if they ain't the most objectionable schlongs I EVER did see!

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	wolfsamurai 2008-05-16 07:00 am UTC (link)
	Meh, Warren Ellis has numbed me to such things. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	papervolcano 2008-05-16 09:26 am UTC (link)
	Same. It seemed that there was a period (probably when he was writing Crooked Little Vein, I suspect) where a day just wasn't complete without a bifurcated penis. With bells on. I think I'm numb to all u;tra-extreme body mods bar things involving eyes and probably meathooks. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hangingfire 2008-05-16 01:18 pm UTC (link)
	One of my friends uses the phrase "o_O fatigue". Having Ellis's blog in your RSS feed is good for developing that. Still not planning on clicking on the links without Adblock. Just 'cause I've seen it once doesn't mean I'm at all willing to see it again. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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