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body parts, defensiveness ahoy, lj, wtf_inc

Ever seen split penises?
This are an educational post. I mean, the ignorance of this subject should not be allowed to continue. NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!

Over on wtf_inc, calicoeyes admits that, ack, she had never seen a split penis and dearly wishes she could unsee it. (Good lord, so do I.) friendhamster jumps up and eagerly declares her a stoopit n00b. After some AM NOT! ARE TOO! AM NOT! ARE TOO! goes by, calicoeyes outs with a Metaquotes worthy slap...

"Here is my advice to you:
1) Open jar of Tuck's medicated pads
2) Remove your diaper
3) Apply Tuck's pad directly to your butthurt
4) Stop being such a tantrum throwing little cry baby on the internetz."

...and things continue to deteriorate. NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!

Seriously, don't click if you're squeamish. I mean, if they ain't the most objectionable schlongs I EVER did see!

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	skewed_tartan 2008-05-16 07:02 am UTC (link)
	Is it bad the first two things I wondered about the split peens is 1.) Can he still ejaculate and if he can does it come out of both heads? 2.) Is it possible to have two women ride that? I also imagined our two furious wankers as screaming sock puppets, the cloth kind. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	criticalcricket 2008-05-16 07:21 am UTC (link)
	Seeing as they split the penis in two right down the urethra, the liquids would exit at the base of the cut, so the heads would just be decorative really. The halves tend to curl into each other when erect and are supposedly no good for insertion. Given some experimentation though, who knows. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	erototoxin 2008-05-16 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. This, then, renders the penis both extra-messy in both its functions, and useless for fucking? I'm wondering when, in a new relationship, one breaks the news about having one of these... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	criticalcricket 2008-05-16 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe it's just me, but I get the impression that the full bisection is more of a gay male thing than a straight male thing. If your bottom has a penis that is more like a squid, well, it won't matter that much right? >_> And if that's not the case, I have no idea. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kookaburra 2008-05-17 07:46 am UTC (link)
	I dunno- I'm a dominant female in the local BDSM scene, and I have been approached by several men who have had this done. I suppose it makes for more interesting CBT, but personally I like my pen0rz whole. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iwanttobeasleep 2008-05-16 07:23 am UTC (link)
	By my understand, the urethra only goes through one side. . .and I don't think it would be physiologically possible to get two women into position for that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hallidae 2008-05-16 07:44 am UTC (link)
	They could face back to back and do anal. ... AUGH, WHY THE FUCK AM I ACTUALLY WONDERING ABOUT THIS? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sisterelwood 2008-05-16 07:53 am UTC (link)
	Because you like inflicting pain on yourself? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hallidae 2008-05-16 07:57 am UTC (link)
	More like I have no control over where my brain goes. ::cry:: (Reply to this)(Parent)

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