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body parts, defensiveness ahoy, lj, wtf_inc

Ever seen split penises?
This are an educational post. I mean, the ignorance of this subject should not be allowed to continue. NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!

Over on wtf_inc, calicoeyes admits that, ack, she had never seen a split penis and dearly wishes she could unsee it. (Good lord, so do I.) friendhamster jumps up and eagerly declares her a stoopit n00b. After some AM NOT! ARE TOO! AM NOT! ARE TOO! goes by, calicoeyes outs with a Metaquotes worthy slap...

"Here is my advice to you:
1) Open jar of Tuck's medicated pads
2) Remove your diaper
3) Apply Tuck's pad directly to your butthurt
4) Stop being such a tantrum throwing little cry baby on the internetz."

...and things continue to deteriorate. NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!

Seriously, don't click if you're squeamish. I mean, if they ain't the most objectionable schlongs I EVER did see!

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	criticalcricket 2008-05-16 07:27 am UTC (link)
	Some of those are crusty and infected. That makes anything more gag worthy. But yeah, there are degrees of splittiness, like the mild in comparison practice of subincision. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jetwolf 2008-05-16 07:31 am UTC (link)
	Some of those are crusty and infected. I've been debating whether or not to click. Then I read the above. Thank you for making up my mind for me. <quietly closes browser> (Reply to this)(Parent)

	singe 2008-05-16 04:07 pm UTC (link)
	Don't say 'gag-worthy' in reference to crusty penises. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	eumonigy 2008-05-16 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, god that made me LOL so hard! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2008-05-17 01:48 am UTC (link)
	:D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	madamotaku 2008-05-18 07:01 am UTC (link)
	Oh god. Don't tell me what "subincision" means....except...is it like when you order a hot dog and they cut it down the middle before it's grilled? Cause one of those split peens looks like that and I think I hate that one the most. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	caito 2008-05-19 02:56 am UTC (link)
	God now I really crave a hot dog. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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