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body parts, defensiveness ahoy, lj, wtf_inc

Ever seen split penises?
This are an educational post. I mean, the ignorance of this subject should not be allowed to continue. NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!

Over on wtf_inc, calicoeyes admits that, ack, she had never seen a split penis and dearly wishes she could unsee it. (Good lord, so do I.) friendhamster jumps up and eagerly declares her a stoopit n00b. After some AM NOT! ARE TOO! AM NOT! ARE TOO! goes by, calicoeyes outs with a Metaquotes worthy slap...

"Here is my advice to you:
1) Open jar of Tuck's medicated pads
2) Remove your diaper
3) Apply Tuck's pad directly to your butthurt
4) Stop being such a tantrum throwing little cry baby on the internetz."

...and things continue to deteriorate. NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!

Seriously, don't click if you're squeamish. I mean, if they ain't the most objectionable schlongs I EVER did see!

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	herongale 2008-05-16 08:13 am UTC (link)
	All I can say is, if you're going to do what's in those pictures, I wonder: why stop at two? Why not go for four? Six? Turn your penis into hydra spaghetti. OMG WTF WRYYY???? (delayed traumatic reaction, commence now!) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	fantine 2008-05-16 10:57 am UTC (link)
	HYDRA SPAGHETTI!!! laughs manically as reaction to trauma WHERE IS MY BOOOOOOOOOOOZE? IT'S NOON, I CAN START DRINKING NOW. aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brennalarose 2008-05-16 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	It's 5 pm somewhere! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	angora 2008-05-17 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Maybe they feel it's one thing to split it, but making it look like baby Cthulhu is a totally different kink? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mercutia 2008-05-17 02:28 am UTC (link)
	This totally makes for a whole new meaning of "his noodly appendage". (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	keri 2008-05-17 02:35 am UTC (link)
	I hate you. I was fine until reading that. I'd even let the TWS get the better of me and clicked the links. D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mercutia 2008-05-17 08:43 am UTC (link)
	hands you eye salve (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	magic_lilybean 2008-05-18 01:36 am UTC (link)
	Forget the eye salve, get the brain salve. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	taktuk 2008-05-17 08:03 am UTC (link)
	Isn't seven the most magical number? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	saieboux 2008-05-18 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	Oh god. That reminded me of one of the most DERANGED KH fanfics I've ever read. Two words: Kooshball Hydrapenis. D: (Reply to this)(Parent)

	msmanna 2008-05-19 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	I was thinking exactly the same thing. Then, like, you could link all the different ends together with chains and stuff. Also, I was surprised by the lack of tattooing. If someone's going to all the trouble of making his dick look like a twin-headed snake, surely it's only logical to add a few scales, and maybe some eyes? (Reply to this)(Parent)

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