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body parts, defensiveness ahoy, lj, wtf_inc

Ever seen split penises?
This are an educational post. I mean, the ignorance of this subject should not be allowed to continue. NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!

Over on wtf_inc, calicoeyes admits that, ack, she had never seen a split penis and dearly wishes she could unsee it. (Good lord, so do I.) friendhamster jumps up and eagerly declares her a stoopit n00b. After some AM NOT! ARE TOO! AM NOT! ARE TOO! goes by, calicoeyes outs with a Metaquotes worthy slap...

"Here is my advice to you:
1) Open jar of Tuck's medicated pads
2) Remove your diaper
3) Apply Tuck's pad directly to your butthurt
4) Stop being such a tantrum throwing little cry baby on the internetz."

...and things continue to deteriorate. NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!

Seriously, don't click if you're squeamish. I mean, if they ain't the most objectionable schlongs I EVER did see!

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honorh
2008-05-16 09:14 am UTC (link)

1. Okay, now I've officially Seen It All, and I'm all the unhappier for it.

2. The word "butthurt" is officially overused in one thread alone.

3. I love friendofhamster's debating style--say rude things until someone says something rude back, then protest that you don't deserve it because you were just saying things other people say all the time and shouldn't have been taken literally. After that, whine all the more while people stand around and poke you for the lulz. Fabulous!

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	fantine 2008-05-16 11:00 am UTC (link)
	Yes, friendofhamster was splooging all over the place. ...that was a very poor choice of word. D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	honorh 2008-05-16 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	Honey, in this wank, there are no particularly good choices of words. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	entropicdecay 2008-05-17 01:38 pm UTC (link)
	I'd say the word "butthurt" is overused full stop and needs to be sent to the great dictionary in the sky, taking "lulz" with it if at all possible. But I might be biased. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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