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E the Bee ([info]hobbitsexual) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
I actually have tears in my eyes reading this.

My favourite line so far (all the better because it is utterly serious)"

Imagine you walk up to a random girl on the street, you ask her to have sex with you. What does she do? well she'd probably slap you. Unfortunately we have yet to figure out how to slap people over the internet.


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