Okay, first, bottom of the ED link, DEFINITIVELY NSFW. Just by the bye. Also, my eyes, the goggles do nothing.

And how. What I want to know is: Arrrghh, did I just see goatse? Because I just recently broke my long-standing superstition and admitted online that I never had, even though I was sure that admission would just attract it to me, and what do you know? Not a week later, I foolishly click on an Encyclopedia Dramatica link, I should have known better, but I clicked, and I see ... that. Which seems to fit the goatse reputation, anyhow.