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Pet ([info]pet) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-06-11 16:17:00


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Current mood: amused
Entry tags:cat macros, godwin's, grammar and spelling

Are we relying too much on wtf_nature?
...I find that I do not care! Anyway, this doesn't have much to do with the animal posted. It's all about one Librarian Library Technician/English major and her inability to grasp the existence of lolcatese. Someone posts an odd-looking animal. In response, someone else posts the "my pokemans, let me show you them" classic cat macro. And then, the shit hits the fan.

BOGGLE! as LJ user=Ragdoll-Suicide answers the lolcat comment with the following bit of genius:

WARNING: GRAMMAR NAZI ATTACK!

"let me show you them" is a tragedy and a failure.

anyone who passed gr 9 english would know that the correct syntax for that sentance would be "let me show them to you."

/grammar nazi out


SPORFLE! as she digs herself deeper with the following fascinating information:
I just like correcting people's grammar. Just because something is spelled wrong doesn't make it more 1337 or more lol or cooler or whatever. I grew up with a double major (english lit and botany) for a dad, and a mom with a history major and a B Ed. I am currently studying to be a library technician, so its in my nature to desire correct syntax and proper punctuation.

GASP! as lj user=parsnip uses the following utterly fantastic simile:
It's like you're watching clowns at the circus, and sitting there with your arms crossed saying, "Well, for starters that's certainly not the most efficient method of erecting a ladder..."

Here's the entire thread, for those who have some time to kill. Best. Dogpile. Ever.

There are many amazing gems hidden in the gigantic thread, not the least of which is Ragdoll-Suicide's own rather sketchy grasp of the particulars of the English language. I was laughing out loud at work, which is always a good time, and only occasionally leads to my coworkers thinking I'm nuts.

ETA: Someone redlined her comment. AWESOME.




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*monocle pops out*
flightstothesea
2008-06-11 10:13 pm UTC (link)
On behalf of pedants everywhere, I am outraged that someone with such a poor grasp of grammar herself would have the nerve to correct other people.

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Re: *monocle pops out* - [info]telophase, 2008-06-11 10:20 pm UTC
Re: *monocle pops out* - [info]hitchhiker42, 2008-06-12 12:55 am UTC
Re: *monocle pops out* - [info]also_not_a_pipe, 2008-06-12 01:25 am UTC
Re: *monocle pops out* - [info]doomsday, 2008-06-11 10:21 pm UTC
Re: *monocle pops out* - [info]tangentialone, 2008-06-12 05:04 am UTC
Re: *monocle pops out* - [info]kosaginolegion, 2008-06-12 01:34 pm UTC

[info]ellensmithee
2008-06-11 10:22 pm UTC (link)
Not to nitpick, but when I was teaching ESL years ago, both "let me show them to you" and "let me show you them" were in all the text books as acceptable variants. The focus was spoken English, though, of course, that's probably why.

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(no subject) - [info]usagivindaloo, 2008-06-12 12:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2008-06-12 01:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2008-06-12 01:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]squeakytoy, 2008-06-12 01:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2008-06-12 07:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mercorir, 2008-06-12 01:20 am UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2008-06-12 05:53 am UTC

[info]witty
2008-06-11 10:24 pm UTC (link)
Pedants who are way classier and more informed, represent!

(Explained a point of grammar unnecessarily less than 24 hours ago. In my defense, I did you example sentences that involved twinkies.)

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(no subject) - [info]witty, 2008-06-11 10:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2008-06-11 11:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]witty, 2008-06-12 12:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2008-06-12 11:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2008-06-12 04:01 am UTC

[info]doomsday
2008-06-11 10:24 pm UTC (link)
I've been on LiveJournal for 4+ years and have been a member of many different communities in that time, and I have never been flamed so badly as I was today.

How is this possible?

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(no subject) - [info]beachlass, 2008-06-11 10:31 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]wonderfish, 2008-06-11 11:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sgaana, 2008-06-11 11:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iamnotyourmuse, 2008-06-11 10:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2008-06-11 10:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]beachlass, 2008-06-11 10:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2008-06-11 10:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]beachlass, 2008-06-11 11:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2008-06-11 11:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]beachlass, 2008-06-11 11:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2008-06-12 01:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beachlass, 2008-06-12 02:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2008-06-12 03:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2008-06-12 05:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smadronia, 2008-06-12 06:19 pm UTC

[info]velvet_mace
2008-06-11 10:32 pm UTC (link)
How many times to do you have to smack Ragdoll_Suicide with a clue stick before she gets it. (LOL, trick question).

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[info]iamnotyourmuse
2008-06-11 10:36 pm UTC (link)
Well, I grew up with a double major (biology and chemistry) for a dad and a mom with a teaching degree and I'm a librarian with a full MLIS degree and it's in my nature to wonder what the heck her nature has to do with her parents' degrees?

And now I want to write nature/nurture anthropomor-fic.

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(no subject) - [info]velvet_mace, 2008-06-11 11:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2008-06-11 11:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iamnotyourmuse, 2008-06-12 12:47 am UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2008-06-12 01:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iamnotyourmuse, 2008-06-12 01:37 am UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2008-06-12 01:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iamnotyourmuse, 2008-06-12 03:23 am UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2008-06-12 03:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iamnotyourmuse, 2008-06-12 04:30 am UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2008-06-12 04:53 am UTC

[info]missdaisy
2008-06-11 10:49 pm UTC (link)
My parents didn't graduate college. I can has typos now?

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(no subject) - [info]zyna_kat, 2008-06-11 10:55 pm UTC

[info]sisterelwood
2008-06-11 11:01 pm UTC (link)
I think that my law needs an amendment or something to include people who claim their parents' education matters diddly to their smarts on the internets.

http://jurisimprudence.wikispaces.com/Proposition+4.201+-+Alien+v.+Predator+Statute

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[info]dragonfangirl
2008-06-11 11:22 pm UTC (link)
That reminds me of this joke about the Texan and the Harvard grad:

Texan: So where are you from?
Harvard Grad: I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.
Texan: Okay. So where are you from, jackass?

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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2008-06-11 11:31 pm UTC
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(no subject) - puritybrown, 2008-06-12 05:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2008-06-12 05:23 pm UTC

[info]hallidae
2008-06-11 11:35 pm UTC (link)
Special love for this comment. Red pen for the win!

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(no subject) - [info]pet, 2008-06-11 11:46 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2008-06-12 08:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]grrliz, 2008-06-12 12:37 am UTC

[info]altoidsaddict
2008-06-12 01:12 am UTC (link)
It's like you're watching clowns at the circus, and sitting there with your arms crossed saying, "Well, for starters that's certainly not the most efficient method of erecting a ladder..."

I kinda love [info]parsnip for that.

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(no subject) - [info]bitca, 2008-06-12 03:03 pm UTC

[info]tez
2008-06-12 01:14 am UTC (link)
I grew up with a double major (english lit and botany) for a dad, and a mom with a history major and a B Ed

It must have been difficult to have gone through childhood looking to a piece of paper on the wall for fatherly guidance -- though now I want to know if he was merely a double major or if he actually got those degrees.

Also, redlining for the fucking win.

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(no subject) - [info]jigofspite, 2008-06-13 12:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]suzycat, 2008-06-16 12:31 pm UTC

[info]sgaana
2008-06-12 01:33 am UTC (link)
The cherry on top, for me, is Ragdoll_Suicide's CONTINUED, DOGGED INSISTENCE that she just "doesn't find it funny":

"ok, well whatever floats your boat. i still don't think it's funny,"

"ok yeah, I didn't get it at first, and then it was explained to me. I *still* don't think it's funny, but i now get the relevance, so I take back what I said earlier."

"i checked it out. I guess it's funny if that's your sense of humor."

"ok, I get what your saying, and now I've been enlightened to what lolcats is. I wouldn't post what I originally posted now, knowing what it is. ... I still don't think it's funny, though. And I'm afraid of clowns."

"wow. I was actually hoping there was something I was missing, because that's not funny at all. ZOMG I KANT SPEL SO IM KEWL. sorry, but i grew out of that in middle school."


Now with bonus passive-aggressive fauxpology!:

"btw, no offense to you if you actually find that funny, obviously you have some sense of humour because you like TPB. I just think that it was super OT, and pretty dumb."

I have seldom seen a more patently insincere "no offense" buried under such an avalanche of "Allow me to dictate what the Internet should and should not find amusing".

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(no subject) - [info]rhrsoulmates, 2008-06-12 01:58 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]sgaana, 2008-06-12 04:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]madam_marozi, 2008-06-12 05:42 am UTC

[info]moonjaguar
2008-06-12 01:36 am UTC (link)
Wow. I thought this one Japanese Lessons schoolmarm I ran into was a special level of srs bsns but this Ragdoll schoolmarm blows her away.

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[info]mcity
2008-06-12 01:51 am UTC (link)
I thought that the ability to recognize when and what grammar should be employed in a given situation was a requirement for becoming a Grammar Nazi. Huh. I'll have to contact my chapter leader.

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[info]risha
2008-06-12 04:52 am UTC (link)
Grammar Nazi: Ur Doin It Wrong.

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[info]lyssa
2008-06-12 05:16 am UTC (link)
I'm still laughing over her calling the sentence a "travesty and a failure." I mean, the only thing mispelled in that macro is "pokemans" which is pretty clearly done on purpose (nor does she point that out). There is no netspeak. The grammar is pretty much spot on. That macro is more literate than a good 20% of commenters on LJ. I mean, she just had to compound her fail, didn't she?

What else is a travesty and failure in her house? Slightly burned toast?

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(no subject) - [info]caito, 2008-06-12 07:14 am UTC

[info]tehrin
2008-06-12 05:34 am UTC (link)
It's "sentence," not "sentance"....biatch.

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[info]vzg
2008-06-12 07:13 am UTC (link)
wow. I was actually hoping there was something I was missing, because that's not funny at all. ZOMG I KANT SPEL SO IM KEWL. sorry, but i grew out of that in middle school.

AND THEN

btw, no offense to you if you actually find that funny, obviously you have some sense of humour because you like TPB. I just think that it was super OT, and pretty dumb.

"You're dumb and your jokes are dumb and I look down my nose at you! No offense or anything. It's just... you're dumb."

Why, why do people include "no offense" and think it takes back their asshattery? Why?

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(no subject) - [info]caito, 2008-06-12 07:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2008-06-12 07:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2008-06-13 01:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eldritch, 2008-06-12 08:04 pm UTC
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[info]atreyu
2008-06-12 08:04 am UTC (link)
Aaaugh I remember why I avoid that community now. Freaking botflies.

Can my parents' degrees count for my smarts? I could totally have a degree in German without being able to do anything besides count to ten in that language!

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(no subject) - [info]ms_treesap, 2008-06-12 10:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2008-06-13 02:41 am UTC

[info]theninth
2008-06-12 02:17 pm UTC (link)
I grew up with a double major for a dad

I'm still wondering what a double major for a dad is. Was he a major in the Marines AND the Army at the same time?

"Papa was a rodeo. Mama was a rock and roll band".

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(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2008-06-13 07:38 am UTC

[info]angstymcgoth
2008-06-12 03:58 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, my mom was an English teacher, and let me tell you there is nothing more annoying than going through your entire adolescence with someone constantly correcting your spoken grammar.

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(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2008-06-12 04:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smadronia, 2008-06-12 06:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lirazel, 2008-06-12 08:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rganymede, 2008-06-12 10:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2008-06-13 09:03 am UTC

[info]agilebrit
2008-06-12 06:41 pm UTC (link)
So much fail on so many levels, on her part...

For a self-proclaimed "grammar Nazi," she sure has a poor grasp on the language.

*looks at userinfo*

*diez & iz ded from pretension*

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(no subject) - [info]caffeine_fairy, 2008-06-12 07:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2008-06-13 02:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2008-06-13 07:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2008-06-13 09:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_padfoot, 2008-06-14 08:54 am UTC

[info]antigone
2008-06-13 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Ragdoll-Suicide must be a hit at parties!

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[info]platedlizard
2008-06-13 10:57 pm UTC (link)
The nifty little side wank about turtles vs. seals is amusing as well.

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