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Pet ([info]pet) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-06-11 16:17:00


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Current mood: amused
Entry tags:cat macros, godwin's, grammar and spelling

Are we relying too much on wtf_nature?
...I find that I do not care! Anyway, this doesn't have much to do with the animal posted. It's all about one Librarian Library Technician/English major and her inability to grasp the existence of lolcatese. Someone posts an odd-looking animal. In response, someone else posts the "my pokemans, let me show you them" classic cat macro. And then, the shit hits the fan.

BOGGLE! as LJ user=Ragdoll-Suicide answers the lolcat comment with the following bit of genius:

WARNING: GRAMMAR NAZI ATTACK!

"let me show you them" is a tragedy and a failure.

anyone who passed gr 9 english would know that the correct syntax for that sentance would be "let me show them to you."

/grammar nazi out


SPORFLE! as she digs herself deeper with the following fascinating information:
I just like correcting people's grammar. Just because something is spelled wrong doesn't make it more 1337 or more lol or cooler or whatever. I grew up with a double major (english lit and botany) for a dad, and a mom with a history major and a B Ed. I am currently studying to be a library technician, so its in my nature to desire correct syntax and proper punctuation.

GASP! as lj user=parsnip uses the following utterly fantastic simile:
It's like you're watching clowns at the circus, and sitting there with your arms crossed saying, "Well, for starters that's certainly not the most efficient method of erecting a ladder..."

Here's the entire thread, for those who have some time to kill. Best. Dogpile. Ever.

There are many amazing gems hidden in the gigantic thread, not the least of which is Ragdoll-Suicide's own rather sketchy grasp of the particulars of the English language. I was laughing out loud at work, which is always a good time, and only occasionally leads to my coworkers thinking I'm nuts.

ETA: Someone redlined her comment. AWESOME.



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Re: *monocle pops out*
[info]telophase
2008-06-11 10:20 pm UTC (link)
And on behalf of pedantic librarians everywhere, I'll piggyback here to point out that library technicians aren't librarians. :D

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Re: *monocle pops out*
[info]hitchhiker42
2008-06-12 12:55 am UTC (link)
I have to fight down the urge to point that out to patrons, who really just want to know where they can find the 567s/Easy Readers/Bluebonnets, and don't really care about the internal organization of the library staff.

"Are you a librarian?"

"No m'am, I'm a page. I shelve books. I have at least four more years of schooling before I'm a librarian."
"What can I help you with today?"

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Re: *monocle pops out*
[info]also_not_a_pipe
2008-06-12 01:25 am UTC (link)
Ech, I've found that the average patron isn't going to sit still long enough to listen to "substitute reference associate." So as far as they're concerned, yes, today I'm the reference librarian. Of course, we're still working on the part where they set their books on the desk and look at me expectantly and then huff when I have to tell them they'll go over to circ for that, so I try to keep things uncomplicated for them.

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