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Pet ([info]pet) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-06-11 16:17:00


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Current mood: amused
Entry tags:cat macros, godwin's, grammar and spelling

Are we relying too much on wtf_nature?
...I find that I do not care! Anyway, this doesn't have much to do with the animal posted. It's all about one Librarian Library Technician/English major and her inability to grasp the existence of lolcatese. Someone posts an odd-looking animal. In response, someone else posts the "my pokemans, let me show you them" classic cat macro. And then, the shit hits the fan.

BOGGLE! as LJ user=Ragdoll-Suicide answers the lolcat comment with the following bit of genius:

WARNING: GRAMMAR NAZI ATTACK!

"let me show you them" is a tragedy and a failure.

anyone who passed gr 9 english would know that the correct syntax for that sentance would be "let me show them to you."

/grammar nazi out


SPORFLE! as she digs herself deeper with the following fascinating information:
I just like correcting people's grammar. Just because something is spelled wrong doesn't make it more 1337 or more lol or cooler or whatever. I grew up with a double major (english lit and botany) for a dad, and a mom with a history major and a B Ed. I am currently studying to be a library technician, so its in my nature to desire correct syntax and proper punctuation.

GASP! as lj user=parsnip uses the following utterly fantastic simile:
It's like you're watching clowns at the circus, and sitting there with your arms crossed saying, "Well, for starters that's certainly not the most efficient method of erecting a ladder..."

Here's the entire thread, for those who have some time to kill. Best. Dogpile. Ever.

There are many amazing gems hidden in the gigantic thread, not the least of which is Ragdoll-Suicide's own rather sketchy grasp of the particulars of the English language. I was laughing out loud at work, which is always a good time, and only occasionally leads to my coworkers thinking I'm nuts.

ETA: Someone redlined her comment. AWESOME.



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[info]tyrotheterrible
2008-06-12 01:06 am UTC (link)
The variation of that one I heard was two women on a plane, a New Yorker and an Arkansan.

Arkansan: Hi! How y'all doin'?
New Yorker: I don't respond to people who end their sentences with verbs.
Arkansan: ...Hi, how y'all doin', bitch?

(The funniest part was that my group of Arkansan tourists was told this joke in Italy by our British tour guide. His Southern accent was fucking hilarious.)

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[info]tofuknight
2008-06-13 09:17 pm UTC (link)
Since when is it improper to end a sentence with a verb?

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[info]chibikaijuu
2008-06-13 11:14 pm UTC (link)
It's not. The minimum needed for a grammatically correct sentence is a subject and a verb. "She ran." That is a complete sentence.

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[info]hilohello
2008-06-18 08:50 pm UTC (link)
1. Incorrect use of the word "y'all," unless there is more than one New Yorker present or the Arkansan is referring to the entire city of New York.

2. New Yorkers are hardly the epitomes of good grammar.

*Is child of New Yorker and Arkansan. Is touchy*

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