Actually, since I went into almost i_wank mode about playgrounds... Dug this metaquotes post up. Happy childhood memories ahoy!

XD I remember in fifth grade, we'd get yelled at for playing a game where we tried to fit as many people on the slide as possible (and this was a metal slide, tall enough that it initially invoked my fear of heights) without anyone being pushed off the end. There was a lot of squealing and bracing ourselves when one of the fat kids would be coming down...