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Yaoi Mistress ([info]ladyrogue) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-06-13 09:25:00
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Best Letter Ever
Over on the blog That Canadian Girl, a post appears about a friend of the blogger who recently drained a pond behind his new house and found a very odd letter. Many commenters find the humor in this, but then of course, there are those who find something to argue about. You'll find cries of "omg you destroyed the pond" and "shut up, it was for the children!" And of course, "your spelling sux!" Enjoy!

ETA: HTML fixed! *flies away*

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[info]limyaael
2008-06-13 06:16 pm UTC (link)
Yes, we all know the risks of children drowning UNATTENDED in a swimming pool or other body of water. Should these parents ever decide to actually sit down and learn what parenting means, they may discover that once they have children, they are not supposed to go traipsing off to whatever party or social gathering or whatever they wish to do.

Yes, because God forbid that anyone who's a parent do anything but hover obsessively over their children, screaming in alarm if they run around corners or bounce up and down on trampolines. Babysitters don't exist, and relatives willing to take care of the children are tools of the devil.

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[info]effingzombies
2008-06-13 06:39 pm UTC (link)
Not to mention it's a sign of a bad parent to even think about having an afternoon to themselves. Do you want to explain to your precious little one that during their toddler phase, you chose to spend that night having a nice steak dinner instead of being with them?? PLEASE, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

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[info]willywanka
2008-06-13 08:26 pm UTC (link)
HDU! Steak dinners ruined my childhood! I can't even look at a bottle of HP Sauce without crying.

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[info]vasher
2008-06-13 09:11 pm UTC (link)
THEY THINK OF YOU- oh forget it.

I approve of your icon.

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[info]daughterofhelen
2008-06-19 09:35 am UTC (link)
Personally, I look forward to using that as ammunition in the next conversation I have with my father about how he ruined my life :D

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[info]doomsday
2008-06-13 06:41 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, and if you let your kids play in their own backyard, you may as well tell them to get into the van of any stranger that has a puppy or a lollipop.

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[info]vzg
2008-06-14 04:13 am UTC (link)
The backyard is no place for a child, silly! I don't know what my mother was thinking, always nagging me to go outside. Clearly she wanted me dead.

And god forbid he should ever have a pet of any sort, either.

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[info]caffeine_fairy
2008-06-17 10:45 am UTC (link)
Is it just me, or are kids raised that way going to be utter basket cases because they've never learned to be alone?

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