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	isa 2008-06-13 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	I am a bit surprised to find myself in the minority of those who don't find this creepy or obnoxious, but in fact hilarious. I totally want to start slipping notes like this into out-of-the-way nooks at construction sites and the like. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	tangentialone 2008-06-13 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	...Oh my god, that would be hilarious. XD (Reply to this)(Parent)

	obsidianwolf 2008-06-13 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	If you want to ensure folks read them I'd suggest slipping them into library books. A letter about the evils of badly written porn in the latest Anita Blake book perhaps. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	isa 2008-06-13 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Oh you vile, vile tempter/ess! My brain is writing it despite all commands to the contrary, and it's gone from "This terrible porn ruined my dog, and raped my truck, and stole my wife!" to "IT TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	yomikoreadman 2008-06-13 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	That would be a fun group prank sometime. Everyone goes to library and inserts at least one letter into a book. Particularly if they're all spread out and it hits public libraries like an epidemic. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	beachlass 2008-06-13 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	So... we could set a date for that, right? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	esther_a 2008-06-14 12:31 am UTC (link)
	I'd join in. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	obsidianwolf 2008-06-13 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	Tempter I'm a guy. I've been thinking about it ever since I noticed the local library carries every Anne Rice & Laurel K Hamilton book but somehow any book with gay characters or themes seems to never make it to the shelf. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gunshou 2008-06-14 01:48 pm UTC (link)
	Um, Anne Rice books aren't gay themed? o.O I'm interrogating them from the wrong perspective, perhaps. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	singe 2008-06-13 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	I think it's funny, too. Like I said above I'd love to find more! (Reply to this)(Parent)

yomikoreadman
2008-06-13 10:14 pm UTC (link)

The first thing I'm going to do now after buying a home/apartment/dwelling is get some nice stationary and a good pen to write notes for random features I put in my house. Then I'll have them laminated and hide them.

And when I'm done with that, I'll write notes for things I didn't even HAVE in the house and leave weird notes bitching people out for things that never existed in the first place.

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	midnight_hawk 2008-06-13 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	I want to be buried with an angry letter addressed to future archaeologists. In Lolcat, just to to really confuse them. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tofuknight 2008-06-14 05:42 am UTC (link)
	You know, they'll think it was some obscure religious text. archaeologist jokes! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	re_weird 2008-06-14 07:02 am UTC (link)
	If you don't know what it's for, it's religious! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	midnight_hawk 2008-06-14 08:55 am UTC (link)
	The Egpytians beat me to it, though "I has a Ba!" Noo, they be stealing my corpse" and "I made you a curse, but I eated it" are probably not standard magical texts. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	darsynia 2008-06-14 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	This post is made of win. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tofuknight 2008-06-14 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	How much do I want those as cat-macros? Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much! Especially "I made you a curse, but I eated it" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	beckyh2112 2008-06-16 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Father has expressed the desire to be buried in full Viking armor in Minnesota. To confuse future archaeologists. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	esseilte 2008-06-13 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	My Dad used to drop a couple of copper coins into the foundations of every house he built, years ago. Now I'm wishing he'd left notes saying "Knocked my house down, you bastard? Hope your balls drop off!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	esther_a 2008-06-14 12:37 am UTC (link)
	My family put a sacrificial teddy bear in the concrete porch. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hobbitsexual 2008-06-14 12:32 am UTC (link)
	I find it hilarious and I think the writer intended it to be so. It's that odd British humour thing. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	esther_a 2008-06-14 12:44 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, it's pretty funny. Anyone who is offering "bitten by a wildebeast" as a possible motivation for pond removal is probably just doing their part to make the world a weirder place. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	fuzzybluelogic 2008-06-14 01:56 am UTC (link)
	That was my take, that someone was being funny. Bitten on the ankle by a wildebeest? "I hope your head falls off"? I think it's pretty obviously meant to be funny. And it is. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	midnight_hawk 2008-06-15 02:37 am UTC (link)
	I think it might be a Black Adder reference... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	vzg 2008-06-14 04:20 am UTC (link)
	I think it's hilarious. Maybe with a little bit of actual feeling behind it (though it's probably more frustration at the putting in of the pond than that it's being drained), but definitely funny. I also find it funny that people are actually claiming it's a real threat and that THE POLICE SHOULD HAVE THIS OMG. No imagination, these folks. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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