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dragonchic ([info]bananainpyjamas) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-06-23 10:22:00


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Entry tags:food, it is not a waste of butter and sugar, let them eat cake, obese americans? on my lj?, ritalin: not just for breakfast anymore, the cake is a lie

Riddalin: the all-purpose cure
Over in [info]cooking, health-conscious user [info]changeopresto has a bone to pick. You see, the United States is currently being ravaged by an obesity epidemic, and she has made it her personal mission to change that. Thus, she humbly requests that all "non-healthy" recipes be placed behind a cut.

Other users quickly point out that she is in a general cooking community that accepts all types of recipes, and that it can be hard to objectively define what is and isn't healthy. And of course, she is not a mod and should just use the scroll button.

The wank takes a turn for the truly bizarre in that last thread. [info]ladyartemisa points out that what is healthy varies from person to person - for example, her husband has hypertension and must cut down on salt, while she is pregnant with low blood pressure and must load up on salt.

[info]changeopresto is confused. "Ok well I don't know what doctor is prescribing a low salt diet for hypertension. I thought they gave people riddalin for that."

[info]obfuscate brings the snark which immediately leads to [info]changeopresto uttering the comment of a million lulz. Protip: The 'H' is ADHD does not stand for hypertension.

Bonus lulz: Pastry is not real. Also, butter.

400+ comments, so there's plenty more wank to be found. And of course, [info]changeopresto edits the original post with the mandatory, "GET A LIFE PEOPLE!!!"

ETA: If you find something through otf_wank you really should resist replying.




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[info]sisterelwood
2008-06-24 02:12 am UTC (link)
If this one comes back and starts claiming she has ADHD like her sister or something and that people are mean for mocking her I will both laugh hysterically and weep.

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[info]sisterelwood
2008-06-24 04:59 am UTC (link)
ALSO: Whoever tagged with "ritalin: not just for breakfast anymore" is my hero.

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[info]hallidae
2008-06-24 02:57 am UTC (link)
Hee hee. I like this wank, it's even better than the hilarity that ensued when my oldest cousin confused the terms "aphrodesiac" and "anesthetic".

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[info]lil_miss_stfu
2008-06-24 03:25 am UTC (link)
Well that'd certainly be an interesting operation...

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[info]hallidae
2008-06-24 03:34 am UTC (link)
She, her sister, our grandmother, my mother, and I were talking about relaxation during Thanksgiving one year, and she meant to be talking about foods that can help you sleep, only it took awhile for us to figure out what she was saying, because she kept saying "natural aphrodesiac" instead of "natural anesthetic". It wasn't until she mentioned tryptophan that we clued in.

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(no subject) - [info]lil_miss_stfu, 2008-06-24 03:38 am UTC
OT cousin story - [info]platedlizard, 2008-06-26 02:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2008-06-25 10:12 pm UTC

[info]sewingmyfish
2008-06-26 01:40 am UTC (link)
My mother told my sister that she wanted an adirondack chair for Mother's day. Mother's day came and mom had no adirondack chair and asked why, sister replied "I'm so sorry mom, I looked everywhere, I went to every furniture store in town. No one had any aphrodisiac chairs!"

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[info]saralina25
2008-06-24 03:04 am UTC (link)
I, for one, am torn between being more amused at the wank or the fact that there is now more than one use for the the "it is not a waste of butter and sugar" tag.

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[info]out_bottle
2008-06-24 04:11 am UTC (link)
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying tears of BUTTER!

A quick glance at OP's journal (because I was curious to see if she might be a troll) shows that it has just gone to friends only.

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[info]lyssa
2008-06-24 07:23 am UTC (link)
It's also a day old.

Not that it necessarily means anything...

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(no subject) - [info]out_bottle, 2008-06-24 08:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lyssa, 2008-06-24 08:53 pm UTC

[info]luthe
2008-06-24 05:56 am UTC (link)
This wank does not contain enough icing frosting buttercream.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2008-06-24 07:26 pm UTC (link)
And it sorely lacks cream filling. :(

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[info]lobsterbomb
2008-06-24 08:03 pm UTC (link)
And of course, in my browsing quickly through comments, that reads to me like 'buttcream' and I'm no longer so appetized.

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[info]manny_fish
2008-06-24 06:26 am UTC (link)
You see, the United States is currently being ravaged by an obesity epidemic, and she has made it her personal mission to change that. Thus, she humbly requests that all "non-healthy" recipes be placed behind a cut.
WOE. Obesity may be a world epidemic, but I'd like point out you can't change the world on Live Journal. No, really. No matter how hard you try. In fact, stay away from the internet if you want to solve all the world's problems.
Also, pastry and butter are our existance for living.
Thank you and good day.

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[info]tez
2008-06-24 09:31 am UTC (link)
I must give you props for the link 'uttering the comment of a million lulz', purely because that was so ridiculously funny in context that actually quoting it in the wank report? Detracts from the insane hilarity of the remark.

Also, I think I hurt myself laughing.

Now I want something that involves a hell of a lot of butter.

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[info]rowanberries
2008-06-24 12:04 pm UTC (link)
(First Post!)

REALLY? We would NEVER HAVE GUESSED!

*Cracks up*

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[info]annabelle_lee
2008-06-24 07:26 pm UTC (link)
As idiotic as changopresto is, she's not the only tool in the box when it comes to that post. Griffen started out funny, but made this thread into the beginning of an 'OMG YOU HATE FAT PEOPLES U HOR' rant.

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[info]hallidae
2008-06-25 12:28 am UTC (link)
I just made a delightful batch of Go Fuck Yourself. It's cholesterol free, has zero carbs, and will actually burn calories. Would you like the recipe?

I think I like this one. I must find some conversation to use it in.

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[info]miss_padfoot
2008-06-25 07:53 am UTC (link)
If she goes vegetarian, is she going to ask for recipes with meat to be put behind a cut too?

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[info]aoibhe
2008-06-25 05:00 pm UTC (link)
"I used to think masturbation meant chewing your food.


"...I don't think that anymore."



Nope, that's all I can add to it. Really.

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[info]vzg
2008-06-25 10:16 pm UTC (link)
I don't think I will ever stop hating the words "obesity epidemic." At least linked together. Seperately, they're tons of fun!

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[info]vzg
2008-06-25 10:20 pm UTC (link)
Also, I'm all for being a grammar bitch, but these comments and similar ones are full of dumb. On both sides. On one hand we have the almost-always-stupid response of "That's not a word because I don't recognize it!" and on the other we have "It is, and it's OBVIOUS to everyone all the time except you 'cause you're dumb."

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iwanttobeasleep
2008-06-26 05:29 am UTC (link)
Me too. I have some extra pounds, that's my choice, I'm not suffering in a third-world country. /srs bsns

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[info]m_butterfly
2008-06-26 01:10 pm UTC (link)
I found this via otf_wank and could not resist replying!

How hard is it just not to say that? No one is demanding you prove you found the post through some innocent connection and not totallycreepystalkerblog.com.

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[info]ghostmaster
2008-06-26 04:12 pm UTC (link)
Or, you know, not trolling the wank at all. But I guess following the comm rules is beyond some people.

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(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2008-06-26 11:47 pm UTC

[info]rachel_pi
2008-06-26 06:27 pm UTC (link)
OMG deep fried Samoas with Baileys whipped cream!

I am joining that community RIGHT NOW.

...wank? What wank?

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