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sevendeadlyfun ([info]sevendeadlyfun) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-06-26 17:39:00


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Entry tags:childfree, defensiveness ahoy, flounce, sexism, still not funny, think of the children, unfunny_business, urge to kill rising, why otf_wank is depressing

Childfree Wank
Poor [info]cf_ioan is having a bad day. Over at the Childfreez, she posts about how an "idiot moo cunt" she is acquainted with "fortunately...miscarried". She does not receive acclaim for this viewpoint.



Other posters express surprise at the vehemence of her viewpoint: " You don't need to bow down to the pity party. Just mind your business. Who cares if she is a moo bitch? She is experiencing a TRAUMA, and it's sad for HER."-Fishmama

She responds (as MerlynHerne): This bitch works for wal-mart--most people who work there are white trash. Glad you have time to carry on over this hillbilly. Just more breeder mooing and lowing. Maybe her fellow idiots can pray to Jay-sus! In my book white trash breeders and their melodramas don't rate ooing and lowing.

This, surprisingly, does not endear the OP to her fellow board members.

WeaverSong: "Showing compassion to someone who's experienced a loss it not breeder pleasing. It's being human."

Of course, this attitude is only because they're all women: " Fuck you. Go kiss breeder ass! You all suck. Just what I expected..I notice no men posted on here..mybe they're less ruled by their hormones."

There is a flounce followed by a graceless unflouncing. But only because she needs to tell everyone that she's found better friends to hang with:

" I don't have to. I found a more congenial group of CF'ers. I will also ask [SO] to check out this board. Leave the breeder pleasers to themseles."

So the whole story, bitterness and all, is transferred over to [info]cf_hardcore. Second verse same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse because now, the OP has the drama from the first board to chew over as well:

"Apparently I am inhumane because I don't see how she SUFFERED losing both babies."

Cue the world's smallest violins as [info]cf_hardcore's members sit down to the feast:

[info]sleep_monger replies:
I'm in agreement that she shouldn't have had a child, absolutely. I also can't understand why people build their houses right next to a flood zone. That said, I feel sorry for both a grieving mother and a farmer who's lost his life's work.

[info]z3ncat points out that since the CF community would like to have its choices respect, those who choose to have children should receive the same respect.

While [info]cf_ioan is fending off the common sense and Earth Logicâ„¢ of the [info]cf_hardcore crowd, another rabid poster shows up to complain about the lack of respect the childfree in general show parents.

There's a few calls of troll followed by a few users who believe their parents should never have had children. But most of the users seem content to point and laugh without throwing out any fresh meat. This is not the case over at Childfreez where they are still happily tearing [info]cf_ioan apart.

ETA: The banhammer has fallen on [info]cf_ioan. Woe.



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[info]eiviiaru
2008-06-27 02:50 am UTC (link)
Actual post: quasi-funny-ugh.
The continuing march of bizarre euphemisms for any word related to children, pregnancy, or birth among certain crazy segments of CFers: funny-HOLYSHITPRICELESS.

Seriously, how long do these people sit around thinking up this crap? "Hmm, I need the perfect new word to express my disgust and disdain at the idea that someone somewhere gave birth... what do I say? ... hmmm, let's go with 'vomited a fruitcake from the crotch!' Awesome! This will prove what a deep, edgy thinker I truly am!"

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[info]bigbigtruck
2008-06-27 03:07 am UTC (link)
I think you just mash together two nouns, chosen at random. It's like British pub names, but without "the" and "and".

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[info]eiviiaru
2008-06-27 03:19 am UTC (link)
This just makes me wonder how many CF euphemisms would actually make good pub names, properly formatted. "The Crotch and Fruit" has some delightful potential.

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findchaem
2008-06-27 12:41 pm UTC (link)
"The Hatching Loaf". And the sign is a painting of an eggshell with a single jagged crack down the middle and a fresh-baked loaf of bread inside. I'd drink there.

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[info]eiviiaru
2008-06-27 05:38 pm UTC (link)
As would I! I wonder if they'd serve breakfast?

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[info]dragonfangirl
2008-06-27 06:26 pm UTC (link)
I'd go with "The Hatchling Loaf" for that extra edge of British incomprehensibility.

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[info]mcity
2008-06-27 03:52 am UTC (link)
"Elephant crown".

It works!

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[info]bigbigtruck
2008-06-27 06:07 am UTC (link)
"Dogduck" doesn't have quite the same ring to it, though.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2008-06-27 06:26 pm UTC (link)
But how about The Dog And Duck? Excellent pub name!

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[info]hallidae
2008-06-27 03:25 am UTC (link)
I know, right? I mean, I love making up new swearwords as much as anyone, but some of these are just trying too damn hard.

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[info]eiviiaru
2008-06-27 03:33 am UTC (link)
Also with a truly bizarre set of priorities. Remember, you can't really be childfree unless you're childfree with style, flair, and a thesaurus!

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[info]hallidae
2008-06-27 03:42 am UTC (link)
Style, my ass. For all their...uh... "creativity", the problem with most childfree insults is that they don't roll well off the tongue in spoken conversation. And that's what makes them hilarious.

Compare:

"God, you don't have to be such a bitchtart about it."

to

"God, you don't have to be such a breeder moo about it."

Which one's more likely to get someone not versed in your "culture" to give you a "Do what the fuck now?" look?

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[info]eiviiaru
2008-06-27 04:15 am UTC (link)
Never mind "rolling well off the tongue"; how many of these dysphemisms would even pass the "you can say this in a store or restaurant and not get kicked out" test?

(Of course, if they ever did use them in public and get escorted out, I'm sure the incident would mysteriously mutate into an Oscar-worthy performance leading to the moo spontaneously bursting into flames while everyone else gave a standing ovation for the CFer's masterful Speaking Truth To Power In Language Most Sixth-Graders Would Consider Childish.)

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[info]frequentmouse
2008-06-27 04:08 pm UTC (link)
I'm wondering if they take commissions- I need a killing phrase for the woman whose four-year-old on a razor scooter knocked me off balance, followed by a killing blow to an older and even less mobile Farmer's Market shopper with her over-sized toddler-filled back pack when she spun to see what I did to the elder child (sworn at him, is all).

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