Log In

Home
    - Create Journal
    - Update
    - Download

LiveJournal
    - News
    - Paid Accounts
    - Contributors

Customize
    - Customize Journal
    - Create Style
    - Edit Style

Find Users
    - Random!
    - By Region
    - By Interest
    - Search

Edit ...
    - Personal Info &
      Settings
    - Your Friends
    - Old Entries
    - Your Pictures
    - Your Password

Developer Area

Need Help?
    - Lost Password?
    - Freq. Asked
      Questions
    - Support Area



sevendeadlyfun ([info]sevendeadlyfun) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-06-26 17:39:00


Previous Entry  Add to memories!  Tell a Friend!  Next Entry
Entry tags:childfree, defensiveness ahoy, flounce, sexism, still not funny, think of the children, unfunny_business, urge to kill rising, why otf_wank is depressing

Childfree Wank
Poor [info]cf_ioan is having a bad day. Over at the Childfreez, she posts about how an "idiot moo cunt" she is acquainted with "fortunately...miscarried". She does not receive acclaim for this viewpoint.



Other posters express surprise at the vehemence of her viewpoint: " You don't need to bow down to the pity party. Just mind your business. Who cares if she is a moo bitch? She is experiencing a TRAUMA, and it's sad for HER."-Fishmama

She responds (as MerlynHerne): This bitch works for wal-mart--most people who work there are white trash. Glad you have time to carry on over this hillbilly. Just more breeder mooing and lowing. Maybe her fellow idiots can pray to Jay-sus! In my book white trash breeders and their melodramas don't rate ooing and lowing.

This, surprisingly, does not endear the OP to her fellow board members.

WeaverSong: "Showing compassion to someone who's experienced a loss it not breeder pleasing. It's being human."

Of course, this attitude is only because they're all women: " Fuck you. Go kiss breeder ass! You all suck. Just what I expected..I notice no men posted on here..mybe they're less ruled by their hormones."

There is a flounce followed by a graceless unflouncing. But only because she needs to tell everyone that she's found better friends to hang with:

" I don't have to. I found a more congenial group of CF'ers. I will also ask [SO] to check out this board. Leave the breeder pleasers to themseles."

So the whole story, bitterness and all, is transferred over to [info]cf_hardcore. Second verse same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse because now, the OP has the drama from the first board to chew over as well:

"Apparently I am inhumane because I don't see how she SUFFERED losing both babies."

Cue the world's smallest violins as [info]cf_hardcore's members sit down to the feast:

[info]sleep_monger replies:
I'm in agreement that she shouldn't have had a child, absolutely. I also can't understand why people build their houses right next to a flood zone. That said, I feel sorry for both a grieving mother and a farmer who's lost his life's work.

[info]z3ncat points out that since the CF community would like to have its choices respect, those who choose to have children should receive the same respect.

While [info]cf_ioan is fending off the common sense and Earth Logic™ of the [info]cf_hardcore crowd, another rabid poster shows up to complain about the lack of respect the childfree in general show parents.

There's a few calls of troll followed by a few users who believe their parents should never have had children. But most of the users seem content to point and laugh without throwing out any fresh meat. This is not the case over at Childfreez where they are still happily tearing [info]cf_ioan apart.

ETA: The banhammer has fallen on [info]cf_ioan. Woe.



(Read comments) - (Post a new comment)


[info]notjo
2008-06-27 01:10 pm UTC (link)
WOMAN! This is a COCONUT CREAM PIE, thank you very much! With a baked-cookie crust (none of this store-bought stuff)! The whipped topping was hand whipped!

You are a HEATHEN!

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]alya1989262
2008-06-27 01:18 pm UTC (link)
;_;

YOU ARE HURTING ME WITH YOUR BLASPHEMOUS COOKING! NEXT THING YOU'LL TELL ME YOU PUT BUTTER IN BREAD!

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]notjo
2008-06-27 01:21 pm UTC (link)
LOOK! It is not MY fault that your mother raised you wrong with your heathen bread and your lack of whipped toppings!

You fail. Go back to the kitchen and LEARN TO MAKE ME A PIE!

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]alya1989262
2008-06-27 01:24 pm UTC (link)
... Not a sammich? Damn.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]notjo
2008-06-27 01:25 pm UTC (link)
You'd probably get it all wrong.

You DO know how to make peanut butter and banana sammiches in your STRANGE FOREIGN COUNTRY, right?

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]alya1989262
2008-06-27 01:29 pm UTC (link)
Ew, peanut butter.

Er, I mean, obviously not! We only have dates here anyway! Also, I ride a camel to school.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]notjo
2008-06-27 01:32 pm UTC (link)
Camels don't exist because they aren't in the Bible.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]alya1989262
2008-06-27 01:55 pm UTC (link)
That's the first time I hear that one.

So does that mean I am now a non-existent bisexual riding a non-existent camel?

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]notjo
2008-06-27 01:56 pm UTC (link)
You're probably also a pigment of my imagination. *nodnod*

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]alya1989262
2008-06-27 01:59 pm UTC (link)
A purple bisexual on a non-existent camel. That sounds so cool! XD

(Reply to this)(Parent)


[info]yattara
2008-06-27 03:15 pm UTC (link)
Not even in Leviticus, home of the strange diets?

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]notjo
2008-06-27 03:17 pm UTC (link)
Leviticus only exists when I say it does!

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]yattara
2008-06-27 03:19 pm UTC (link)
Will that be around the same time Satan's going to offer après-ski?

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]notjo
2008-06-27 03:24 pm UTC (link)
Well, to be accurate, Leviticus only matters when I say it does. Which is why I can be wearing a cotton-blend t-shirt while still screaming OMG GOD HATES GAYS!

See how that works?

Me and my purple gaming camel-riding bisexual will just be over here. ;)

(Reply to this)(Parent)


(Read comments) -

 
   
Privacy Policy - COPPA
Legal Disclaimer - Site Map