Oh god, the more I read this, the more it BURNS. I'm guessing the majority of the wankers either A) have no kids, B) don't understand kids, or C) have no idea how to interest kids in science and the environment. Making kids go outside and play is what will raise our next generation of environmentalists, not having them sit inside on their hands lest they waste a gallon of precious water.

/cleans up the stains.