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Altoids Addict ([info]altoidsaddict) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-07-18 15:36:00


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Entry tags:i haz a hitler, please no nazibashing

Arbeit macht furry
Debating whether to put this in [info]unfunnybusiness, but while Nazis are certainly unfunny, debating the merits of Naziism is only the basis of this whole mess. If you don't enjoy Holocaust-related humor, it's probably worth it to skip the whole darn thing. Also stuff on Something Awful forums tends to be NSFW. So please, let's focus on the funny, because there's lots of it. Posted when the SA forums are public browsing, so at least right now it's out there for everyone to see.

SomethingAwful forums user Labinnah knows an unrepentant 92-year-old former member of the Waffen SS. Being someone no doubt heavily invested in humanity's professionally-interviewed and vetted history, he offers to interview this "nice old man" about his experiences using questions submitted by the SA members, some of whom urge Labinnah to at least check Weisenthal to see if he's on the wanted list. The link is in the "Comedy Gas Chamber," but this is a clearinghouse for horrible threads that need to die, not a commentary on the subject matter.

As one might expect, a fierce debate ensues over whether or not it's OK to kill Jews as long as you get away with it for 60 years. Most people fall on the side of "Nazis can suck for decades after the fact, really," so that's not why we're here. Most of the "hey, who cares" responses come from one guy, who can be ignored. There's more. So much more.

The real fun begins when the forum members discover that Labinnah not only knows this SS member, but he himself is a Nazi fanboy and thinks Hitler doesn't deserve his "evil" reputation. He's also a furry, not that there's anything wrong with that except that Nazi furs are hilarious. He also collaborated with Texas Furry Con 2004 and ratted out some SA members (this was likely justified), which explains the bad blood.

Then Labinnah posts elsewhere that he got a new puppy! A German Pinscher, natch. Named Dresden. Cue the "Heel, Hitler" jokes. The inevitable callout/mocking thread digs up even more including information that Labinnah sees no philosophical conflicts between Naziism and, oh, having a transgendered identity, given that he is a biological female and identifies as male-ish (most of the time) and as everyone knows that was totally acceptable in Mein Kampf. Um, somewhere towards the back. In the end, Labinnah gets banned for lack of ideological purity, the mods telling him to burn in hell and never come back. Poster Charles Goateau asks plaintively, "why does the rabbit hole always have to go on forever? why can't there ever be somebody who's just a Nazi? i don't really think that's too much to ask."



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[info]negativecosine
2008-07-19 04:01 am UTC (link)
So, is it possible for Godwin's to get invoked on this, you think?

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[info]sithwitch13
2008-07-19 04:08 am UTC (link)
Is there some sort of pre-Godwin's law? Because there is no way that this will not end in start in--

Oh hell. I'll have to read this all in the morning when I'm awake enough to properly appreciate the batshit.

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(no subject) - [info]negativecosine, 2008-07-19 04:09 am UTC

[info]ellensmithee
2008-07-19 10:32 am UTC (link)
I think there's a corollary of Godwin's Law that it doesn't apply to actual discussions of Nazis.

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(no subject) - [info]negativecosine, 2008-07-19 05:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]maureenlycaon, 2008-07-21 02:23 am UTC

[info]dechant
2008-07-19 04:52 am UTC (link)
I love your subject line.

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[info]altoidsaddict
2008-07-19 04:55 am UTC (link)
I think it comes from someone on the SA forums.

...I may have posted this wank just to use that subject line.

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[info]seiberwing
2008-07-19 04:56 am UTC (link)
I certainly can't deny that that dog looks like a real pure blood. Just be a firm master and he should pick up commands ("heel" can be a tricky one). He's a real credit to his race, and with enough work you can set him free and he should stick with you. Just remember, they hate it when you put them in the showers

I feel bad for loling. Really bad.

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Exchanges like this are why I love SA.
[info]altoidsaddict
2008-07-19 05:01 am UTC (link)
un-witty name: My Russian terrier could kick your dog's ass.
The Almighty: Have you forgotten that it takes a 4:1 advantage for Russian terriers to beat German pinchers?

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Re: Exchanges like this are why I love SA. - [info]makeshyft, 2008-07-19 06:24 am UTC
Re: Exchanges like this are why I love SA. - [info]dreamer_marie, 2008-07-19 03:39 pm UTC
Re: Exchanges like this are why I love SA. - [info]makeshyft, 2008-07-19 11:26 pm UTC
Re: Exchanges like this are why I love SA. - [info]dreamer_marie, 2008-07-19 11:43 pm UTC
Re: Exchanges like this are why I love SA. - [info]platedlizard, 2008-07-20 06:19 pm UTC
Re: Exchanges like this are why I love SA. - [info]brennalarose, 2008-07-19 08:59 pm UTC

[info]chibikaijuu
2008-07-19 03:04 pm UTC (link)
I loled, too. Lots.

(I am, however, reminded of the time my brother was telling "Jew jokes" with his friends, and someone said "hey, uh, maybe you shouldn't say that" and when he asked why, they said it was because he wasn't Jewish.

We are Jewish. Not very religious, but very culturally connected. He goes to a very Jewish high school, which is unrelated to our Jewishness, but still, they all refused to believe that he was a Jew, which in itself was just hilarious.)

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2008-07-19 03:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2008-07-19 03:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2008-07-19 03:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2008-07-19 07:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gunshou, 2008-07-19 11:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]digigirl132, 2008-07-20 07:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2008-07-20 12:50 am UTC

[info]eleutheria
2008-07-19 05:54 am UTC (link)
He also collaborated with Texas Furry Con 2004 and ratted out some SA members (this was likely justified), which explains the bad blood.

Despite seeing "SA=Something Awful" for the entire post, I still got confused by this line. "But why would a Neo-Nazi rant out SA members? I mean, they're batting for the same side, and..." SA also = Brownshirts, after all. /tired and sick

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[info]maegwin_of_hern
2008-07-19 08:27 am UTC (link)
You're not alone there.

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[info]lied_ohne_worte
2008-07-19 11:41 am UTC (link)
Yes, this was major WTF-ery for me, too. But then, I twitch whenever I see that abbreviation for Something Awful anyway.

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[info]chikane
2008-07-19 12:06 pm UTC (link)
Whew, it's not just me then.

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[info]shaysdays
2008-07-19 06:11 am UTC (link)
Der Furer.

Sorry, had to get that out.

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[info]phosfate
2008-07-19 07:40 pm UTC (link)
When der Furry says, 'Ve ist der master race...'

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(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2008-07-20 01:04 am UTC

[info]makeshyft
2008-07-19 06:27 am UTC (link)
Nazi Furrys, Christian Furrys.. wake me up when the there's proof of an Amish Furry.

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[info]worstangel
2008-07-19 07:29 am UTC (link)
There probably is, but he's still busy working on his costume.

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(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2008-07-19 07:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]worstangel, 2008-07-19 08:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]merrygentry, 2008-07-19 10:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2008-07-19 08:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2008-07-19 03:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2008-07-19 09:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mneiai, 2008-07-20 03:45 am UTC
(no subject) - tree, 2008-07-20 09:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]obsidianwolf, 2008-07-19 11:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]utahraptor, 2008-07-19 01:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dreamer_marie, 2008-07-19 11:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2008-07-19 07:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2008-07-19 10:17 pm UTC

[info]dragonfangirl
2008-07-19 08:28 am UTC (link)
Nazi furs are hilarious.

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(no subject) - [info]takhys, 2008-07-19 03:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_padfoot, 2008-07-19 07:59 pm UTC

[info]chikane
2008-07-19 12:01 pm UTC (link)
about his experiences using questions submitted by the SA members

This acronym, in the context of a wank involving the SS, confused me to no end.

I definitely need more sleep.

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[info]sparkysrevenge
2008-07-19 01:24 pm UTC (link)
Uh, is it too early for "Springtime for Hitler" and "Hitler on ice?"

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(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2008-07-19 02:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2008-07-19 03:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2008-07-21 12:15 pm UTC

[info]brennalarose
2008-07-19 09:03 pm UTC (link)
Notgonnalaughnotgonnalaughnotgonna--*sporfle*

No, no! Nazis are not funny! Bad Brenna!

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[info]sparkthatbled
2008-07-20 12:55 am UTC (link)
A German Pinscher. Of course!

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[info]edgyspice
2008-07-20 03:20 am UTC (link)
I thought this was funny until I read some of the comments in the original thread. D:

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[info]mneiai
2008-07-20 03:48 am UTC (link)
I find that last bit so incredibly funny. "Why can't there ever be somebody who's just a Nazi?"

Transgendered would probably fall under Paragraph 175, wouldn't it? At some point this person would be somewhat homosexual.

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I have nothing to say, other than--
[info]platedlizard
2008-07-20 06:29 pm UTC (link)
My favorite comic book villain ever? An intelligent swarm of Nazi bees. My god.

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Re: I have nothing to say, other than-- - [info]wrongly_amused, 2008-07-21 12:02 am UTC
Re: I have nothing to say, other than-- - [info]lilpocketnin, 2008-07-21 11:00 pm UTC

redwarrior
2008-07-28 07:50 pm UTC (link)
OW MY BRAIN

I feel bad for being a transman about now.

I am sorely tempted to send him back in time to 1944 Germany. Sorely tempted.

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