Last summer, I had to write a short article on library programming for our local newspaper, and they edited what I wrote. It wouldn't have annoyed me that much except they took a compound sentence and turned it into two fragments instead. You know what I did? Complained to my husband, and then I let it go. Now I think I should have written a letter to the editor to properly express my outrage.

Also, since when has nosh meant blowjob?