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Altoids Addict ([info]altoidsaddict) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-07-31 17:18:00
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Entry tags:pls no mime-bashing, yarnell is crying silent tears

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Searching through various communities in an attempt to get mime wank, it seemed like most were staying silent on the issue. Searching through page after page to try to find even small dust-ups was like walking into the wind, and I began to feel trapped in a box. There was something about mimes and clowns with seething hatred for Juggalos, but that's not so much wank as a reasoned, intelligent position.

Anyway, thank god for MetaFilter. There's not much wank here - Robert Shields is a perv! It's because people hate the French! They clog up the traffic in Bogota! But what it lacks in vitriol and hatred it makes up for in, well, mimes jumping in front of cars.

But the real question is: Did mimes cause 9/11? Warning: Enya.

Please, no mime-bashing.


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[info]spacelogic
2008-08-01 01:10 am UTC (link)
<3

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[info]worstangel
2008-08-01 01:17 am UTC (link)
...

I fucking love you.

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[info]seraphtrevs
2008-08-01 01:40 am UTC (link)
*Note! This is VERY unlike typical Mime sketches. It is NOT meant to be funny in any way!

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You would think they'd get rid of the make-up, then. Or at the very least, the beret.

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[info]altoidsaddict
2008-08-01 01:50 am UTC (link)
You just don't understand art. Cannot a man produce a slapstick performance of the Holocaust for you Philistines without someone deciding it's supposed to be funny?

(And now I want to see inappropriate forms of theatre paired with somber reenactments. Improv rendition of a Civil War gangrene victim! "I'll need an occupation, a setting, and a limb that can easily be severed!")

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[info]seraphtrevs
2008-08-01 06:15 am UTC (link)
I would definitely pay to see Civil War improv.

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[info]shaysdays
2008-08-02 02:20 am UTC (link)
Punch and Judy in: the Rape of Boadicea.

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[info]napalmnacey
2008-08-04 01:23 am UTC (link)
... Oh my GOD. Rape CAN be funny!!!

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[info]serai
2008-08-04 09:43 am UTC (link)
As George Carlin said, "Imagine Elmer Fudd raping Porky Pig."

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[info]pfeffermuse
2008-08-04 05:09 pm UTC (link)
Isn't that already a fanfic?

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[info]jerel
2008-08-06 07:36 pm UTC (link)
Probably. Probably several fanfics. With fanart illustrations.

Oh, jeez, I just squicked myself. Blargh!

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[info]gunshou
2008-08-01 01:52 am UTC (link)
♥

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[info]jkefka
2008-08-01 02:17 am UTC (link)
Internet. You. Win.

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[info]paladin
2008-08-01 02:19 am UTC (link)
Mimes shall not stand for this affront! Vengeance shall be ours!

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[info]schmoo999
2008-08-01 02:49 am UTC (link)
LMAO!!!!!!!

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[info]jetamors
2008-08-01 02:59 am UTC (link)

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[info]mistal
2008-08-01 03:30 am UTC (link)
Whatever you want, I'll give it to you! ♥♥♥

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[info]mercutia
2008-08-01 05:11 am UTC (link)
Cookies, sexual favors, and a shiny new internet will be mailed to you shortly.

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[info]misachan
2008-08-01 05:30 am UTC (link)
Ooookay, so that puts Bogota on top of the list of places I will never, ever visit. Does no one have clown fear in Columbia? If a mime shadowed me while I was walking down the street there would be bloodshed.

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[info]shaysdays
2008-08-01 11:22 am UTC (link)
I would post my own boobs in support, but I understand macros/NSFW pics are verboten, and I would have to add "NIP NIP HOORAY" to any such venture.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2008-08-09 01:17 am UTC (link)
You can always link to them!~

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[info]electricwitch
2008-08-01 12:23 pm UTC (link)
Yay, mime wank! I didn't think that had happened since Bowie did the Tibetan freedom mime for a Tyrannosaurus Rex gig and got pelted by Maoists.

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[info]risha
2008-08-01 01:48 pm UTC (link)
...

The scary part is that I can't tell whether or not you're joking.

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[info]electricwitch
2008-08-02 12:32 am UTC (link)
About Bowie? No, that's totally true. I'd find the quote but it's late.

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[info]risha
2008-08-02 12:46 am UTC (link)
It's totally enough just to know it really happened. The details would only ruin it.

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[info]shaysdays
2008-08-02 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Then do not click upon this link:
http://www.teenagewildlife.com/Appearances/Television/1999/0829/johnpeel.html

OMG I thought it was a silly joke story but there's tape of him doing a mime routine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiKWEf2luMY

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[info]altoidsaddict
2008-08-02 10:18 pm UTC (link)
O_O

Somehow I couldn't connect it at all to Bowie. It was just too weird to be him. And that's really, really saying something.

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[info]aslantabook
2008-08-03 07:11 pm UTC (link)
It really is. My first reaction was also that it was in jest, but hearing that it was Bowie? I thought, "Oh, that's plausible."

I love that man.

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[info]makeshyft
2008-08-01 02:21 pm UTC (link)
Wow, just.. wow.

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[info]caffeine_fairy
2008-08-01 03:38 pm UTC (link)
Mime wank.

I'm speechless.

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[info]spawn_of_kong
2008-08-01 05:54 pm UTC (link)
Heh.

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[info]puipui
2008-08-02 04:37 am UTC (link)
I love you.

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[info]spawn_of_kong
2008-08-01 05:49 pm UTC (link)
Mimes causing 9/11? That's a new one.

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[info]napalmnacey
2008-08-01 06:51 pm UTC (link)
Well, everyone else has offered you, well, everything. I offer it too. Cause... yeah. *LOVE*

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[info]out_bottle
2008-08-02 06:17 pm UTC (link)
You went out LOOKING for Mime Wank!?!

You magnificent bastard!

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[info]komorebi
2008-08-03 09:36 am UTC (link)
There are no words.

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[info]darth_wanker
2008-08-06 09:54 am UTC (link)
My new favorite thing in the world is a mime pretending to be a hijacked airplane.

Thank you, internet. I knew you could provide me with anything I wanted, but now I BELIEVE it.

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[info]lady_jafaria
2008-08-06 06:11 pm UTC (link)
Please, no mime-bashing

Is throwing them in a scorpion pit all right?

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[info]queencallipygos
2008-08-08 03:49 pm UTC (link)
Warning: Enya.

This bit still makes me giggle.

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