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Altoids Addict ([info]altoidsaddict) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-07-31 17:18:00


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Entry tags:pls no mime-bashing, yarnell is crying silent tears

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Searching through various communities in an attempt to get mime wank, it seemed like most were staying silent on the issue. Searching through page after page to try to find even small dust-ups was like walking into the wind, and I began to feel trapped in a box. There was something about mimes and clowns with seething hatred for Juggalos, but that's not so much wank as a reasoned, intelligent position.

Anyway, thank god for MetaFilter. There's not much wank here - Robert Shields is a perv! It's because people hate the French! They clog up the traffic in Bogota! But what it lacks in vitriol and hatred it makes up for in, well, mimes jumping in front of cars.

But the real question is: Did mimes cause 9/11? Warning: Enya.

Please, no mime-bashing.



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[info]seraphtrevs
2008-08-01 01:40 am UTC (link)
*Note! This is VERY unlike typical Mime sketches. It is NOT meant to be funny in any way!

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You would think they'd get rid of the make-up, then. Or at the very least, the beret.

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[info]altoidsaddict
2008-08-01 01:50 am UTC (link)
You just don't understand art. Cannot a man produce a slapstick performance of the Holocaust for you Philistines without someone deciding it's supposed to be funny?

(And now I want to see inappropriate forms of theatre paired with somber reenactments. Improv rendition of a Civil War gangrene victim! "I'll need an occupation, a setting, and a limb that can easily be severed!")

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[info]seraphtrevs
2008-08-01 06:15 am UTC (link)
I would definitely pay to see Civil War improv.

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[info]shaysdays
2008-08-02 02:20 am UTC (link)
Punch and Judy in: the Rape of Boadicea.

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[info]napalmnacey
2008-08-04 01:23 am UTC (link)
... Oh my GOD. Rape CAN be funny!!!

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[info]serai
2008-08-04 09:43 am UTC (link)
As George Carlin said, "Imagine Elmer Fudd raping Porky Pig."

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[info]pfeffermuse
2008-08-04 05:09 pm UTC (link)
Isn't that already a fanfic?

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[info]jerel
2008-08-06 07:36 pm UTC (link)
Probably. Probably several fanfics. With fanart illustrations.

Oh, jeez, I just squicked myself. Blargh!

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