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Searching through various communities in an attempt to get mime wank, it seemed like most were staying silent on the issue. Searching through page after page to try to find even small dust-ups was like walking into the wind, and I began to feel trapped in a box. There was something about mimes and clowns with seething hatred for Juggalos, but that's not so much wank as a reasoned, intelligent position.

Anyway, thank god for MetaFilter. There's not much wank here - Robert Shields is a perv! It's because people hate the French! They clog up the traffic in Bogota! But what it lacks in vitriol and hatred it makes up for in, well, mimes jumping in front of cars.

But the real question is: Did mimes cause 9/11? Warning: Enya.

Please, no mime-bashing.