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homophobia, still not funny, taking shit too seriously

400m freestyle wank
Record-smashing Olympic swimmer and half-naked hottie Michael Phelps has a Facebook page, where his fans can post comments about their sincere appreciation for his athletic achievements. That's clearly what one FB user had in mind when he created the discussion "How many guys wanna #*%^ Michael?" Some of Michael's sweet and innocent fans don't appreciate this depraved line of conversation. Others tell them to lighten up. Censorship is invoked, religions are bashed, butts are hurt, homophobia is paraded about, Godwins gets a nod, and I'm just waiting for the swimslash to show up. Or Michael. Michael should definitely show up.

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	drhenryjekyll 2008-08-18 02:16 am UTC (link)
	Me! Me! I wanna #%^ Michael! And $&% him! And do some #%&^@, too. And %(^!!! Um, I mean, wank. Yeah. (Damnit, why couldn't the swimmers have stuck to speedos? Men get beach volleball, where's our half-nakedness?) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	pandabonzai 2008-08-18 02:29 am UTC (link)
	That's one of the first things I pointed out this year to my sister when we started watching swimming. "Look! He grew into those ears he had 4 years ago! We're not left wanting with Ian Thorpe retired!" Yanno, there's one extra bit of stupid that sticks out to me about wanking on facebook. Most of the time.... people are using their real names on there. @___@ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2008-08-18 08:09 am UTC (link)
	Thorpie ... God! What a dork! laughs I'm Australian. I have no attraction to him whatsoever. I'm usually perving at the east European divers. :-P (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dawnswalker 2008-08-18 02:49 am UTC (link)
	That's what my sister and I were saying about men's beach volleyball! What, we have to wear a two-piece, but the guys are too good to take their shirts off? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pandabonzai 2008-08-18 02:56 am UTC (link)
	At least diving didn't disappoint in that respect? :D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ladybug218 2008-08-18 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	I still haven't managed to figure out how those little speedos stay UP when they are doing all that twisting and flipping. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hollywdliz 2008-08-18 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Some friends and I theorized this weekend that perhaps they borrow butt glue from the gymnasts. I don't know whether butt glue is waterproof, though. Butt glue! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	caito 2008-08-18 01:49 pm UTC (link)
	I liked watching men's judo, when they're practically ripping each other's clothes off... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	leto 2008-08-18 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	Here. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lottelita 2008-08-18 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my. Is that his. Oh. Oh yes it is. ... It would be considered trolling the wank for me to spam the Facebook discussion with this pic y/n? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	yoritomo_reiko 2008-08-19 12:23 am UTC (link)
	... You know, I always said those things didn't leave much to the imagination, but I didn't expect to be proven right in quite that way. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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