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homophobia, still not funny, taking shit too seriously

400m freestyle wank
Record-smashing Olympic swimmer and half-naked hottie Michael Phelps has a Facebook page, where his fans can post comments about their sincere appreciation for his athletic achievements. That's clearly what one FB user had in mind when he created the discussion "How many guys wanna #*%^ Michael?" Some of Michael's sweet and innocent fans don't appreciate this depraved line of conversation. Others tell them to lighten up. Censorship is invoked, religions are bashed, butts are hurt, homophobia is paraded about, Godwins gets a nod, and I'm just waiting for the swimslash to show up. Or Michael. Michael should definitely show up.

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iwanttobeasleep
2008-08-18 03:13 am UTC (link)

I'm kind of in love with Jeremy quoting scripture and Allison freaking the fuck out.

STILL WOMEN CAN TALK!!!! YOU ARE TAKING SCRIPTURE AND USING IT TO TRY TO MAKE ME SHUT UP. WELL..... THAT DOESN'T QORK. WOMEN CAN TALK. I AM NOT YOUR WIFE!!

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UH YES I DO TAKE OTHER THINGS SERIOUSLY. LIKE WHOEVER LIES IS DAMNED TO HELL. I BELIVE EVRYTHING IN THE BIBLE. DO YOU? I ALSO BELIEVE THAT GOS IS A SAVING GOD. HE HAS TRULY TURNED MY LIFE AROUND AND BACK TO HIM THIS YEAR!!! SO I DO BELIEVE EVERYTHING IN THE BIBLE!!

Way to contradict yourself there! PS. Was Jesus a capslocker too?

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	risha 2008-08-18 04:11 am UTC (link)
	And who is this GOS that she worships? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rachelmap 2008-08-18 04:37 am UTC (link)
	Great Orange Satan (AKA Daily Kos)? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	caito 2008-08-18 01:50 pm UTC (link)
	I'd look it up, but I've got some qork to do. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bubosquared 2008-08-18 01:55 pm UTC (link)
	PS. Was Jesus a capslocker too? Now I want to start a capslock_bible comm. I'm not even on any of the capslock memes, nor do I even know what they're really about, but still. TEMPTED! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phosfate 2008-08-18 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	The Capslock Bible, Chapter 1: OMG WORD! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	capering_around 2008-08-18 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	LIGHT, LET THAR B SUM (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shaysdays 2008-08-19 12:06 am UTC (link)
	OMGWTFBBQ... RIB! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sarcastic_elf 2008-08-19 03:54 am UTC (link)
	There's always the LOLCat Bible (Reply to this)(Parent)

	zumie_ashlen 2008-08-19 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	Anyone else read "qork" as "Quark?" Because now I'm OTPing him and Phelps together. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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