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homophobia, still not funny, taking shit too seriously

400m freestyle wank
Record-smashing Olympic swimmer and half-naked hottie Michael Phelps has a Facebook page, where his fans can post comments about their sincere appreciation for his athletic achievements. That's clearly what one FB user had in mind when he created the discussion "How many guys wanna #*%^ Michael?" Some of Michael's sweet and innocent fans don't appreciate this depraved line of conversation. Others tell them to lighten up. Censorship is invoked, religions are bashed, butts are hurt, homophobia is paraded about, Godwins gets a nod, and I'm just waiting for the swimslash to show up. Or Michael. Michael should definitely show up.

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	supersyncspaz7 2008-08-18 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Oh dear sweet Lord. If the swimslash shows up, the world as we know it will implode. (I'm still amazed that he ~~and his sexy, sexy torso, mmm~~ won all eight medals. I kind of wonder what NBC would've done if he hadn't won. I think that their heads would've collectively exploded, y/n?) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	pandabonzai 2008-08-18 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Head explosion y/y! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pastri_archy 2008-08-18 12:16 pm UTC (link)
	Head asplode, Y. Which would be sad b/c I wanted Phelps to get them all, but it would be funny to the hear the brain bits hitting the ceiling of the Water Cube. ^^ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	frequentmouse 2008-08-18 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	Nah, it would have been the same operatic treatment they give every horse that loses the last race of the triple crown- like the last act of Gotterdammerung, only with constant replays of the moment he fell hehind instead of a dragon. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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