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homophobia, still not funny, taking shit too seriously

400m freestyle wank
Record-smashing Olympic swimmer and half-naked hottie Michael Phelps has a Facebook page, where his fans can post comments about their sincere appreciation for his athletic achievements. That's clearly what one FB user had in mind when he created the discussion "How many guys wanna #*%^ Michael?" Some of Michael's sweet and innocent fans don't appreciate this depraved line of conversation. Others tell them to lighten up. Censorship is invoked, religions are bashed, butts are hurt, homophobia is paraded about, Godwins gets a nod, and I'm just waiting for the swimslash to show up. Or Michael. Michael should definitely show up.

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utahraptor
2008-08-18 01:34 pm UTC (link)

-YOu are all pervz! Michael is a Clean, Innocent guy. if any of you think that he would appiciate any of this then you're ALL WRONG!. he's working his rear end off at the Olympics and People like All of you have the guts to create and think crap like this. May the Good Lord above send a wretched curse blinding you all and causing you to writher until you all die! Michael Phelps and Very decent person on Earth would be Very a shamed of you ALL.

-Agreed. All of this "i'd have his babies" garbage is wrong. i can if you're a Chick and you think he's hot, but all the fags doing that is just discusting. America and the Olympics are a place to show who you really are and be respected. this how many men wanna bla,bla,bla,bla is just soo disheartening, i'm ashamed to be called an American, if this how the people in it's heart are. People make mistakes and that's normal but to go on like this is sooo...Wrong.

-i'm not saying it's not ok to look, but all the gays and lesbians need to be locked up and never let out. like you mr. faggot-m-i you should be locked up, as well. people like you are so disheartening, i'm ashamed to be called an American, because of people like you.

-I never said be open!!! So dont you go twisting my words around!!!!! WE ARE ALL DAMNED TO HELL IN LESS WE REPENT AND TURN FROM OUR SIN!!!!!! WE ALL DESERVE HELL!!! IT IS BY GRACE THAT I HAVE BEEN SAVED AND HE HAS SHOWN MERCY TO ME!!!

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	Re: favorite gems ichigatsu 2008-08-18 03:00 pm UTC (link)
	I got to the part about working off his rear end and my eyes glazed over. Mmm. And his torso. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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magnolia_mama
2008-08-18 04:58 pm UTC (link)

writher
That... actually sounds like it might be fun.

But then my son recently declared that God does not smite sinners, He slaps them, which leaves me with the mental image of God (who bears a disturbing resemblance to Anthony Andrews in "The Scarlet Pimpernel") slapping someone across the face with a pair of gloves and crying, "Take THAT, sinner!" Clearly my theology needs some adjusting.

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	Re: favorite gems mary_mac 2008-08-18 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	I kinda like your theology the way it is... (but can I have the Richard E Grant version?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: favorite gems zara_zero 2008-08-19 03:51 am UTC (link)
	Seconded! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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