Entry tags:

homophobia, still not funny, taking shit too seriously

400m freestyle wank
Record-smashing Olympic swimmer and half-naked hottie Michael Phelps has a Facebook page, where his fans can post comments about their sincere appreciation for his athletic achievements. That's clearly what one FB user had in mind when he created the discussion "How many guys wanna #*%^ Michael?" Some of Michael's sweet and innocent fans don't appreciate this depraved line of conversation. Others tell them to lighten up. Censorship is invoked, religions are bashed, butts are hurt, homophobia is paraded about, Godwins gets a nod, and I'm just waiting for the swimslash to show up. Or Michael. Michael should definitely show up.

(Read comments) - (Post a new comment)

Re: favorite gems

magnolia_mama
2008-08-18 04:58 pm UTC (link)

writher
That... actually sounds like it might be fun.

But then my son recently declared that God does not smite sinners, He slaps them, which leaves me with the mental image of God (who bears a disturbing resemblance to Anthony Andrews in "The Scarlet Pimpernel") slapping someone across the face with a pair of gloves and crying, "Take THAT, sinner!" Clearly my theology needs some adjusting.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: favorite gems mary_mac 2008-08-18 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	I kinda like your theology the way it is... (but can I have the Richard E Grant version?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: favorite gems zara_zero 2008-08-19 03:51 am UTC (link)
	Seconded! (Reply to this)(Parent)

(Read comments) -