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rhrsoulmates
2008-08-19 05:08 pm UTC (link)

6. Flesh:
It's no secret that I'm more rugged facially due to a drunken visit by the teen acne fairy, but according to this poster I've got perfect porcelain flesh. I look like the fuckin' bathroom floor at Caesars Palace. One of Marie Osmond's dolls would look at me and say "shit ... that guys got flawless skin!"

That made me LMAO. I like that he totally rips apart the promo poster. I wish more actors would do that. ;) It wouldn't surprise me though if this is part of a publicity plan too.

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	hallidae 2008-08-19 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	I admit, I totally sporfled at that one. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	queencallipygos 2008-08-20 05:05 am UTC (link)
	....I'm just going to stare at your icon for a while. Please, as you all were. (Reply to this)(Parent)

seeshellirun
2008-08-21 08:14 pm UTC (link)

It's absolutely true, too. I used to be a big fan of his (..."used to" being the operative phrase here) and a few years ago during Easter weekend (because when else would you go see a comedian talk about his lighthouse penis?) we wound up getting tickets to the improv at a table smack dab in the front. My first thought was "Wow, that's a LOT of make-up to do not a whole lot of help..."

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