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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-08-19 10:36:00
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Entry tags:britney spears' vagina, photoshop, won't someone think of the actors

Methinks even a "good" poster couldn't help your formulaic romantic comedy
Dane Cook: "Whoever Photoshopped our poster must have done so at Taser point with three minutes to fulfill their hostage takers' deranged obligations.... This is so glossy it makes Entertainment Weekly look wooden."

Assorted Commenters: Wow, Dane Cook, Jason Biggs AND Kate Hudson in one movie?! Can celuloid alone contain such powerful mediocrity?

Me: ...who the hell is Dane Cook?


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[info]shinga
2008-08-19 05:31 pm UTC (link)
After reading that blog... holy shit did I just LOL at stuff Dane Cook said?! Well hell, there goes my reputation. ;)

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[info]napalmnacey
2008-08-19 05:59 pm UTC (link)
I KNOW, RIGHT? Maybe if someone took his red candy away, he wouldn't act like a fucking douche-bag on stage all the time. And, you know, badly rip off other people's jokes. (Ripping off people's jokes is fine - it's a standard practice in comedy circles, but he doesn't do it very well, and when you rip off Bill Hicks, you're gonna piss a few people off).

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[info]doomsday
2008-08-19 06:05 pm UTC (link)
I know, right? It is a blog, though, so I'm guessing either a) ghostwriter or b) hours and hours of revision.

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[info]yhallothar
2008-08-19 06:08 pm UTC (link)
Agreed!

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[info]coffee_mug
2008-08-20 12:18 am UTC (link)
But it's not like his stand up is improvised.. So I'm guessing it's the fact you *read* the words, you don't actually see and hear him say it. :D

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[info]solar_type_star
2008-08-20 04:31 pm UTC (link)
I felt bad for it too. But I think he's allowed a glitch once a year.

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