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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-08-19 10:36:00
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Entry tags:britney spears' vagina, photoshop, won't someone think of the actors

Methinks even a "good" poster couldn't help your formulaic romantic comedy
Dane Cook: "Whoever Photoshopped our poster must have done so at Taser point with three minutes to fulfill their hostage takers' deranged obligations.... This is so glossy it makes Entertainment Weekly look wooden."

Assorted Commenters: Wow, Dane Cook, Jason Biggs AND Kate Hudson in one movie?! Can celuloid alone contain such powerful mediocrity?

Me: ...who the hell is Dane Cook?


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[info]ru_debega
2008-08-19 05:56 pm UTC (link)
His "You Suck at Photoshop" vids on Youtube are some of the only really funny things he's done.

It looks like I'm wearing Maybelline Water Shine Diamonds Liquid Lipstick. My characters name is now Winter Solstice and I'm a hooker with a heart of gold.

I admit it. I lol'ed.

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[info]napalmnacey
2008-08-19 06:00 pm UTC (link)
I've seen those. I had no idea they were him!

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[info]ru_debega
2008-08-19 08:04 pm UTC (link)
It isn't, apparently. D: I was mistaken.

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[info]jigofspite
2008-08-19 07:55 pm UTC (link)
I'd heard rumors it was him, but I always thought it sounded like David Cross...

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[info]ru_debega
2008-08-19 08:03 pm UTC (link)
Well, lookie there. I was wrong. Apologies, I was introduced to them by my boyfriend and he told me it *was* Dane Cook, and never having investigated further, I had no reason to disbelieve him.

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[info]jigofspite
2008-08-19 11:36 pm UTC (link)
Oh, that's cool! I bet ad guys see a lot of shitty Photoshopping. Heh.

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[info]smashingstars
2008-08-20 03:49 am UTC (link)
Don't worry about it - a LOT of people thought it was Dane Cook. At least half the commenters on YouTube and a bunch of blogs said it was.

I wish Danny would come back and tell us why we suck at Photoshop again.

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[info]smashingstars
2008-08-20 03:50 am UTC (link)
You know, of course, that I mean "Donny". D'oh.

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