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Pyrate Jenni ([info]pyratejenni) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-08-21 14:08:00


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Entry tags:authorwank, baleeted, books, defensiveness ahoy, internet lawyers, magic 8 ball sez: wank again later, miss cleo told me i'm special, passive-aggressive smileys, publishing, reviews

Bad Review Tempertantrums -- Not Just for Amateurs Anymore
Over on Dear Author, Jane posts about an author overreacting to bad Amazon.com reviews

The author's fans are quick to point out that Jane is just jealous, a meanie, has no life, etc. And the author herself responds. The comments have been deleted, but [info]breecita saved them



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Post 1 - Victoria Laurie

Wow! Do you need a hug, honey….you sound like the dog that got kicked and wants to bite someone just to feel better. Poor thing. Ah well, perhaps in your next lifetime you’ll come back as someone with a better outlook! :)

Oh, and in referring to your review above, not all of the clues come from the ghosties - obviously in that hour you skimmed a lot! Most of them, in fact, come from the living, (Detective Muckleroy, Nickie, Dory, Maude’s sister and the list goes on and on…really, how did you miss them? Or maybe you were just having fun whth the thrashing you were giving me?) And who specifically in my novel said, “There’s so much chemistry between you two!” Seriously, if you’re going to quote my text, it would be nice if you actually QUOTED my text! :)

Anyway, best of luck to you, doll, I’m sending you a mental hug cuz I’m pretty sure you need one. :)
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Post 2 - Donna D

Also, “J”, if you disliked it so much, how on earth did you manage to read the entire book in an hour? It sounds as though it must have been quite engrossing! I, for one, thoroughly enjoyed Demons:)

Donna
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Post 3 - R Golden

J. Kaplan, your review says more about you than this book. I couldn’t disagree with you more. I was sad when I reached the last page. I want to hang out more with MJ and the gang!

-Rose
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Post 4 - Jenni B

I am curious as to why both reviews you have posted are negative. It would be very helpful if you had a few reviews of books you enjoyed so a person could get an idea of where you are coming from. Right now, it just sounds like you are being unnecessarily spiteful and mean. Or that you have really bad taste in books, picking “bad” ones over and over again. Again, I am interested in seeing what you qualify as a good book. Oh, and the reviews that are obviously bitter are not helpful. Negative reviews can be helpful, just when they are done in a more constructive, knowledgeable and balanced way. Thanks!
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Post 5 - J Rose

I was going to try this book, but I’m always put off when I noticed the author retaliate against someone that gave her a bad review. That has turned me off from a few authors. That is really tacky. Ignoring it would have been much classier. Then I noticed that this author commented on this reviewer’s other review. This author is creepy, and not in a cool author of horror kind of way. I’m writing down the author’s name so when I hear it again I will remember to warn others.
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Post 6 - Victoria Laurie

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Oh, J Rose! This made me laugh! I love that you’re going to write down my name and “warn others”! Ha ha ha ha! That is too precious for words! (I am just imagining you in a bookstore with a list of authors to warn people about…hilarious) I looooove it! Thanks for the giggle, girl! hee hee! :)
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Post 7 - J Rose

Bitter authors are a laugh to me, so cheers!
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Post 8 - Victoria Laurie

Rosey-dosey….are you cuckoo for cocoa puffs or what? :)

Oh, and dear, it’s spelled “whatsoever” not “what so ever”. Might want to grab a dictionary the next time you decide to write a one-star review - that’s right everyone - Rose likes to award the onre star to books she’s not read all the way through too! So, me thinks that her (over) reaction above was because she was feeling a tad bit self-conscious. Maybe you and J Kaplan should form a Negative Nellie’s club! Ooo! You can trade your list of authors back and forth and “warn” people the world over! “Alert! Alert! This author responds to mistruths and misquotes! Gasp! It’s the begining of the end for us allllll!” Ha, ha, ha! Yep…that still cracks me up! It’s comic gold! :)



Whiny pros! Whinier fans! Passive-aggressive smilies!

All we need is a flounce, a sobbing vow to Never Write Again, and/or a pseudocide.

ETA: Thanks to [info]carlanime, a prequel of sorts.

ETA2: Crap, wrong link, wrong potential post. If anyone wants to write up about possibly fraudelent conniving, lying, soul-bonding-is-my-religion! roommates from hell, drop a line.



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[info]radiotrash
2008-08-21 07:32 pm UTC (link)
The link takes me to an article about product placement in books?

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[info]pyratejenni
2008-08-21 07:38 pm UTC (link)
Gah! Fixed!

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[info]llama_treats
2008-08-21 07:33 pm UTC (link)
When I click the first link, it's linking me to the wrong blog post. It might be that extra /P at the end.

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(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2008-08-21 07:40 pm UTC

[info]magnolia_mama
2008-08-21 07:41 pm UTC (link)
All we need is a flounce, a sobbing vow to Never Write Again, and/or a pseudocide.
According to several of the comments to the DA post, Laurie deleted her entire blog within hours of the DA post, so I think that qualifies as at least a pseudoflounce.

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[info]phosfate
2008-08-21 07:52 pm UTC (link)
I just had a look at Ms Laurie's books on Amazon. The covers need more pink.

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(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2008-08-21 08:24 pm UTC

[info]fishies
2008-08-21 07:53 pm UTC (link)
In other words, if in a year you should pick up a copy of Doom With A View and read about a certain transvestite prostitute with a piss poor attitude and a bad case of V.D., who just happens to go by the name of an ice cream topping…well, you and I and about 60,000 of our closest friends and family will know exactly where that inspiration came from. ;)

If you don't like her book, she'll give you AIDS!

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(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2008-08-21 11:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2008-08-21 11:25 pm UTC

[info]fevered_ego
2008-08-21 08:15 pm UTC (link)
Puts me in mind of Stephen King writing the guy who hit him with a van into the Dark Tower series, making him borderline retarded and incredibly stoned, and not even changing his name. All of this done years after the man in question passed away, of course.

Also, does anyone recall the name of the big-leagues author who made the news a few years back because he stuck a real person in his book and made them a sex pervert for revenge? It's driving me crazy.

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2008-08-21 08:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2008-08-21 08:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fevered_ego, 2008-08-21 08:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brown_betty, 2008-08-22 01:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2008-08-22 03:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]feenix, 2008-08-22 03:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wickedlester, 2008-08-23 04:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]breecita, 2008-08-21 08:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-08-21 09:07 pm UTC
Sometimes Memes Speak For Me - [info]fevered_ego, 2008-08-22 06:07 am UTC
Re: Sometimes Memes Speak For Me - [info]darksumomo, 2008-08-22 11:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2008-08-22 02:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]delineated, 2008-08-22 05:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fevered_ego, 2008-08-22 06:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]m_butterfly, 2008-08-22 12:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2008-08-22 05:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2008-08-29 11:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fevered_ego, 2008-08-22 07:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wickedlester, 2008-08-23 04:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bakashinobi, 2008-09-05 05:30 pm UTC

[info]llama_treats
2008-08-21 08:39 pm UTC (link)
Did you mean to include ETA2 on this post?

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[info]breecita
2008-08-21 08:56 pm UTC (link)
For the record, I didn't actually save those...I got them from the comments in one of the links on the original post. Some other very smart person saved them. :D

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(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2008-08-21 11:26 pm UTC

[info]solar_type_star
2008-08-21 09:16 pm UTC (link)
This is the type of author I'd like to have as a friend.

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[info]miss_eponine
2008-08-21 11:43 pm UTC (link)
Her books seem to have fairly good review too. She can't just let one person dislike her work? Not all writers are for everyone.

The inclusion of her critic as a transvestite prostitute with VD is a really classy touch, though.

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(no subject) - [info]darkeyes, 2008-08-23 12:08 am UTC

[info]aeka
2008-08-21 11:45 pm UTC (link)
Wow, harsh. Lately everyone seems to be ranting about the books that they read these days. I wonder if that's a good thing since they wankage at hand does involve picking up an actual book and reading it? When I was a kid, the adults used to always fuss at us for watching more TV than reading a book, even though most of us were huge fans of RL Stine's Goosebumps books at the time.

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(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2008-08-22 02:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aeka, 2008-08-22 02:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2008-08-22 02:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aeka, 2008-08-22 03:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2008-08-22 04:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aeka, 2008-08-22 05:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pandabonzai, 2008-08-23 02:34 am UTC

[info]shaysdays
2008-08-22 01:48 am UTC (link)
Oh GOD THE SOULBONDING STORY PLZ.

I just want Cliff notes at this point.

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(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2008-08-22 04:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shaysdays, 2008-08-22 06:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2008-08-23 02:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2008-08-22 04:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2008-08-23 02:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2008-08-24 10:25 am UTC

[info]damnedfallacy
2008-08-22 02:04 am UTC (link)
Not only did Victoria Laurie have the threatening lawyer letter sent, she also posted a gloating blog post wherein she threatened to take a blogger's kids' college fund because said blogger posted bits and pieces of her tantrum WHICH IS TOTALLY NOT FAIR USE OMG!!!!11 The blogger's post and timeline here.

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(no subject) - [info]sgaana, 2008-08-22 05:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2008-08-22 02:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pandabonzai, 2008-08-23 02:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2008-08-23 03:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pandabonzai, 2008-08-24 08:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2008-08-29 11:43 am UTC

[info]furiosity
2008-08-22 02:21 am UTC (link)
I can't believe it's not fandom!

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(no subject) - [info]darkeyes, 2008-08-22 05:45 am UTC

[info]atreyu
2008-08-22 03:28 am UTC (link)
Holy crap. High school, is that you? I cannot believe this woman is not sixteen, much less published.

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[info]demonbean
2008-08-22 05:24 am UTC (link)
So much here broke the Law of Saccharine Sweetness that my teeth now ache.

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[info]jaythenerdkid
2008-08-22 05:30 am UTC (link)
It's the passive-aggressive smilies that really make it for me; that, and the misuse of the apostrophe in Ms Laurie's comment criticising J Rose's language skills.

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What Victoria Laurie might say to otf_wank
[info]caito
2008-08-22 05:33 am UTC (link)
Oh, this wank report is just too cute for words! I can imagine all you little girls, tying away furiously to each other all day over the internet! I'll send you mental hugs, my dears, because if this kind of thing is what you do in your spare time, you obviously need them. You all sound like you have sand in your vaginas, you poor dears. You need to be much more positive! It's like you're all dogs tearing apart a pillow just for fun and for spite. Maybe in a few days you'll all feel better, and come back to this, and regret how bitchy you were, and then you'll come back to me and apologize, groveling at my feet and promising to spread the news far and wide about how excellent my writing is and what a lovely, forgiving person I am. But noooooo, I shan't forgive you, nooooo, not you, you vicious bitches, you blasphemers, you bloated cows. Noooo, I don't need the likes of you to build me up after tearing me down. I will grind you under my heel, like ants, like the vermin you are, and then you will rue the day you ever thought less than flattering of me! I AM AUTHOR, I AM GOD. IT IS MINE, THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVENESS, AND MINE ALONE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And then I'm gonna go snuggle a puppy.

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Re: What Victoria Laurie might say to otf_wank - [info]ellensmithee, 2008-08-22 06:56 am UTC
Re: What Victoria Laurie might say to otf_wank - [info]brennalarose, 2008-08-22 02:19 pm UTC
Re: What Victoria Laurie might say to otf_wank - [info]dragonfangirl, 2008-08-22 08:03 am UTC
Re: What Victoria Laurie might say to otf_wank - [info]out_bottle, 2008-08-22 10:04 am UTC
Re: What Victoria Laurie might say to otf_wank - [info]shadowkitty, 2008-08-22 06:17 pm UTC
Re: What Victoria Laurie might say to otf_wank - [info]feenix, 2008-08-23 03:38 am UTC
Re: What Victoria Laurie might say to otf_wank - [info]brennalarose, 2008-08-22 02:20 pm UTC
Re: What Victoria Laurie might say to otf_wank - [info]pandabonzai, 2008-08-23 02:43 am UTC

[info]sgaana
2008-08-22 05:54 am UTC (link)
I particularly like the one commenter (on the DA post) who is trying to be all concern-troll, thinking that it could all have been dealt with "in private and probably effected the same results". Yeah, she's classic.

In her opinion, "it’s being made into a big deal when it really should have warranted no more than a tsking and a roll of the eyes over another author with poor self-control" -- so, check, SHE gets to be the arbiter of how someone who is bullied and harassed should feel and respond. ... But, when ONE other commenter (out of many) responds to *her* in slightly heated terms, instead of just tsking and rolling her own eyes, she rolls up her sleeves and wades in, "outraged" by the implied insults to herself. Mm-hmm.

It's telling, I think, that her first comment says, "Like another commenter suggested, the editor may have been truly unnerved by an angry, and likely belligerent, voice mail..." -- mainly because the "angry" and "likely belligerant" characterizations of the voicemail are her own additions. (She's apparently unable to be fair-minded enough to imagine that NovelReads might be capable of leaving a mildly-worded, completely professional voicemail when calling a publisher to ask for a comment/reaction to outrageous claims attributed to said publisher.)

Perhaps she's just so hopelessly naive that she decided to take Victoria Laurie's characterization of the voicemail at face value. I guess that would fit in with the fact that she believes Jane of DA sending a privately chastizing email to VL would have been just as effective as exposing the author's condescending bullying publicly.

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[info]caffeine_fairy
2008-08-22 11:02 am UTC (link)
At what point did one of the pre-requistes of publishing become "inability to take criticism"?

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(no subject) - [info]da_angel729, 2008-08-23 02:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lirazel, 2008-09-03 01:12 pm UTC

[info]m_butterfly
2008-08-22 12:20 pm UTC (link)
Not quite to Anne Rice level, but she is trying.

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[info]funwithrage
2008-08-22 05:13 pm UTC (link)
Checked out her homepage. "Professional Psychic and Author."

That's...special

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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2008-08-22 06:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2008-08-24 10:29 am UTC

[info]vzg
2008-08-23 09:14 am UTC (link)
Pah. Now we don't need the list; I'm sure that proving you're a poor sport who can't take a negative word about your work is more damaging than having people say your work sucked outright.

At least, that's true in my case. If you're a dick, I'm not touching your book.

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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2008-08-24 10:35 am UTC

[info]mercorir
2008-09-11 10:45 am UTC (link)
Rosey-dosey….are you cuckoo for cocoa puffs or what? :)
wtf does that even mean? Epic fail from the author there.

Rose's comment, on the other hand, is full of win. *admires*

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