What Victoria Laurie might say to otf_wank
Oh, this wank report is just too cute for words! I can imagine all you little girls, tying away furiously to each other all day over the internet! I'll send you mental hugs, my dears, because if this kind of thing is what you do in your spare time, you obviously need them. You all sound like you have sand in your vaginas, you poor dears. You need to be much more positive! It's like you're all dogs tearing apart a pillow just for fun and for spite. Maybe in a few days you'll all feel better, and come back to this, and regret how bitchy you were, and then you'll come back to me and apologize, groveling at my feet and promising to spread the news far and wide about how excellent my writing is and what a lovely, forgiving person I am. But noooooo, I shan't forgive you, nooooo, not you, you vicious bitches, you blasphemers, you bloated cows. Noooo, I don't need the likes of you to build me up after tearing me down. I will grind you under my heel, like ants, like the vermin you are, and then you will rue the day you ever thought less than flattering of me! I AM AUTHOR, I AM GOD. IT IS MINE, THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVENESS, AND MINE ALONE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And then I'm gonna go snuggle a puppy.