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Entry tags:	fanficrants: the soap opera, pls no ex bashing

How dare you talk about our relationship without my consent.
Over in fanficrants, bittersweetwish fusses about how Twu Wuv (with a human W) and said expression of love does not generally come after the first damn date, and most relationships take time to blossom into the hot wubbings.

nanuq459 agrees and in a discussion sums up a past relationship thusly:

Seriously, we were friends for a long time but then she cornered me, asked if I had feelings for her, and then it was pretty much:
Me: Let's see if this works ou--
Her: *TACKLEGLOMP*

....and then the other half of the failed relationship, mercuryblue144, shows up with a curt and simple "Fuck you too." And there is drama.

Bonus wankish on metaquotes, where mercuryblue144 is upset that the quote was still metaquoted--even though the other half said it.

It's not very big, just really...weird. I mean, no one would have ever known anything if she'd been quiet.

--Neth

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	chash 2008-08-28 03:03 pm UTC (link)
	Won't that just encourage her? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	theninth 2008-08-28 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	No, because no mere man will ever be as ~wOnDeRfUl~ as Edward Cullen. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	julesnoctambule 2008-08-28 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	But think of the poor, random stranger who shares that unfortunate name who will wonder why there's some unknown girl stalking him and trying to cover him with glitter! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	theninth 2008-08-28 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	But that's the best part! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	julesnoctambule 2008-08-28 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	Not if you're the innocent bystander who gets an eyeful of glitter! Remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt -- then it's just fun. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hallidae 2008-08-28 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know why, but somehow that reminds me of the Second Life kidnapping plot that hit the news this week. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kittikattie 2008-08-28 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	wait what (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ru_debega 2008-08-28 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	This, I think. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hallidae 2008-08-28 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	Yup. Also, a brief TIME article here. AP has the same one, I think. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	julesnoctambule 2008-08-28 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	Holy damn. The crazy is within driving distance of where I live. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	obsidianwolf 2008-08-29 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	I share your pain. I could be in Durham in less than two hours easy. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	plazmah 2008-08-28 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	The part that kills me is that she duct tapes the dog and puts it in the tub. It's like an extra crunchy layer of crazy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ru_debega 2008-08-28 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	And it's not even HIS dog! It's HER dog that she brought along for some reason! It's like some bizarre form of foreplay. "Oh, baby, I duct taped the dog for you, let's get biz-zay." Wtf. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	derumi 2008-08-28 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	YES! SHE BROUGHT HER DOG TO A KIDNAPPING! omfgwtfh ... explode (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2008-08-29 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	That made me laugh way too hard. I was just sitting here and I read that part and went "WTF is up with site? Do all the crazies visit there? Did the dog have an account we don't know about?" (Reply to this)(Parent)

	darsynia 2008-08-31 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	I keep having multiple 'FAIL' macros pop up in the back of my head when reading this... 'multiple attempts to kidnap him at his workplace at gunpoint.' Really? Multiple? Not to be callous, but who fails repeatedly at kidnapping someone--the SAME someone--at gunpoint? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lady_ganesh 2008-09-20 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe she went to his workplace with the gun and he was out at lunch? ...it's like an Always Sunny in Philadelphia plot. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cmdr_zoom 2008-08-28 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	wait what yeah, that was pretty much my reaction too. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	julesnoctambule 2008-08-28 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	Wat?? Clearly, I've missed something interesting! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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