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catremistrae ([info]catremistrae) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-09-23 19:00:00


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Entry tags:bikers do the darndest things, body parts, maybe she's stuck to the seat, omg not depressing, public nudity, think of the children

Nothing brings the wank like naked people.
In Portland, a woman has been creating a stir by riding her bike around in the buff. People have been dialing 911 to report the naked cyclist. The police have asked her to put some swimsuit bottoms on occasionally, but as she's not breaking any laws in Portland, they can't do much. KGW, a local news station. reports on the story and has an entertaining video with the cyclist on their web page.

Amazingly, some people aren't too happy.



There's been quite a stir in the comments of this article. Everyone in Portland has to put in their two cents. Should this be illegal? Is it freedom of speech? Is everyone who doesn't mind her nudity a godless heathen?

Rocky63215: WAHHHH WAHHH WAHHHHH WAHHHH....A woman naked in downtown portland. Big deal! It's not even news. For the men who were staring and getting distracted it's probably because they haven't gotten any action lately. The women complaining is because well they're just jealous that their husbands are noticing her. For the single men or women look all you want.

Marimore: This should not be allowed! Our bodies are temples and they are sacred. They are not supposed to be exposed to everyone.

irideadonky: What an uptight bunch! One person riding naked through the streets is not armegeddon! Actually its a great change of pace. There are far more important things to worry about, as most of the children you are trying to protect could probably tell you.

Dizzylizzy29 has quite a bit to say about the naked cyclist, and wants everyone to know. Some gems:

Women, for their part, should display their beauty by dressing modestly and decently in appropriate clothes, not by braiding their hair or by wearing gold, pearls, or expensive clothes 1 Timothy 2:9

Ok, Honey...let me tell you what you just saw....A psychopath that needs to be put into a Mental Ward...ok..do you understand now dear....lol...you obviously don't have kids

She says that she is bringing the message of peace...no she isn't. She is doing the exact opposite. She is causing me and others to feel anger and outrage..I don't feel peaceful at all. She knows that she isn't bringing peace...She is a Drama Queen not a peace spreader.

Warning: kgw.com makes you register after 3 pages of comments, but there's plenty on the first three pages.

Edit: From msn.com:

Jock10827: You ignorant Americans have nothing better to do than to call the police on a naked woman. Hypocrasy at its best...no wonder you're in the position you're in and the rest of the world just laughs at you. Get a grip on life and learn to accept nature for what it is and respect people's rights. If she wants to be naked...then let her, it's HER body and HER right. Once again, hypocrasy at its best.

Zekke_7484: Actually...to the comment below. If you go back to Adam and Eve then the only reason we wear clothes is because we are ashamed. Once Adam and Eve ate from the forbidden tree. This has no reflection with "do unto others.."




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Wrong gender, but it's instantly sprung to mind
[info]queencallipygos
2008-09-24 03:54 am UTC (link)
Old lady lost in the city
In the middle of a cold cold night
It was fourteen below and the wind start to blow
There wasn't a boy scout in sight
Pull down the shades cause he's comin'
Turn out the lights cause he's here
Runnin' hard down the street
Through the snow and the sleet
On the coldest night of the year
Beware, beware, beware of the Naked Man
Beware, beware, beware of the Naked Man

-- Randy Newman

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[info]madam_marozi
2008-09-24 04:05 am UTC (link)
Police tracked Moss down and asked her to tone it down after even a group of construction workers on the waterfront complained about her antics to police.

Presumably, because they can't holler at her to show them her tits if they're already uncovered. That must be very frustrating.

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(no subject) - [info]seasleepy, 2008-09-24 05:10 am UTC

[info]also_not_a_pipe
2008-09-24 04:14 am UTC (link)
Yeah, but wouldn't having it all out there during a bike ride be really uncomfortable, what with the flopping and the unprotected nethers plus bicycle seat?

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(no subject) - [info]ladybug218, 2008-09-24 11:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2008-09-24 02:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]catmoran, 2008-09-24 05:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lied_ohne_worte, 2008-09-25 12:49 am UTC

[info]kadath
2008-09-24 04:19 am UTC (link)
I did not know that God hated braided hair. He's a weird 'un, that Jehovah.

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(no subject) - [info]dawnswalker, 2008-09-24 04:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2008-09-24 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]risha, 2008-09-24 02:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2008-09-24 09:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2008-09-25 04:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2008-09-25 05:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2008-09-28 01:49 am UTC

[info]white_serpent
2008-09-24 04:30 am UTC (link)
not by braiding their hair or by wearing gold, pearls, or expensive clothes

Then she should be fine! She's definitely not wearing any of that stuff.

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(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2008-09-24 02:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]white_serpent, 2008-09-24 08:04 pm UTC

[info]ladybirdsleeps
2008-09-24 04:30 am UTC (link)
The funniest part is your cut text, where dizzylizzy9 says penis size makes a difference on the threat-o-meter.

For some reason it just makes me picture a bunch of seriously insecure men trying to estimate penis size from a distance so they can decide how threatened they feel. ("It looks like it could be an eight incher! Fight or flight!!!!")

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(no subject) - [info]dawnswalker, 2008-09-24 04:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]catremistrae, 2008-09-24 04:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2008-09-24 09:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2008-09-25 09:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2008-09-25 07:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]varethane, 2008-09-25 10:06 pm UTC

[info]jkefka
2008-09-24 04:39 am UTC (link)
Honestly, the surprising part for me is that a naked person in portland is news.

Also, please, please tell me damnportlanders has picked this up. The wank would be absolutely beautiful.

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(no subject) - [info]catremistrae, 2008-09-24 04:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jkefka, 2008-09-24 05:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2008-09-25 06:27 am UTC

[info]aeka
2008-09-24 05:08 am UTC (link)
This is nothing new, lol. I'm not sure why people are still surprised at these things.

In Florida we had a woman that used to go out every morning to drive her tractor in the nude just to get a sun tan. Unfortunately though the lady had a little too much to drink one morning that she she fell out of her tractor and died naked.

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(no subject) - [info]laerwen, 2008-09-24 05:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2008-09-24 02:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]entrenous88, 2008-09-24 03:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]misachan, 2008-09-24 06:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aeka, 2008-09-25 01:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]salamandersam, 2008-09-25 02:57 pm UTC

[info]bigbigtruck
2008-09-24 05:54 am UTC (link)
I can only shudder as I recall the times I've fallen while rollerblading... and imagine those without jeans D:

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(no subject) - [info]pandabonzai, 2008-09-24 01:56 pm UTC

[info]dragonfangirl
2008-09-24 06:06 am UTC (link)
This is the best wank ever.

And to think, I almost moved to Portland.

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(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2008-09-24 07:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2008-09-24 08:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-09-24 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mrbimble, 2008-10-07 04:57 am UTC

[info]spacelogic
2008-09-24 06:36 am UTC (link)
I love public nudity cases! There's this guy in Scotland who likes to backpack naked (in the winter, what?) who, when arrested, refused to put on clothes for his court date and thus wasn't allowed at his own trial. How can you not love that?

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(no subject) - [info]sharps, 2008-09-24 07:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caoilte, 2008-09-25 04:13 pm UTC

[info]julian_black
2008-09-24 06:44 am UTC (link)
Oh, Portland. I love you--seriously, I do.

Never change, crazytown! Never change!

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(no subject) - [info]jetwolf, 2008-09-24 08:50 am UTC
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[info]sorchar
2008-09-24 07:32 am UTC (link)
Goddammit, this is what I get for living away from downtown. I miss all the fun.

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[info]seiberwing
2008-09-24 09:45 am UTC (link)
It's legal to be completely nude in Portland? Didn't know that.

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(no subject) - [info]ghostmaster, 2008-09-25 10:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2008-09-25 10:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kelmendi, 2008-09-25 05:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2008-09-25 05:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ghostmaster, 2008-09-26 08:36 pm UTC

[info]tarash
2008-09-24 10:15 am UTC (link)
Y'know, I just can't imagine that cycling without any underwear on is comfortable. Maybe it's more comfortable for women than for men, but I still can't see it being very comfy.

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[info]caffeine_fairy
2008-09-24 10:21 am UTC (link)
Oh for heaven's sake - a child saw someone naked! You know, kids, who like running around supermarkets in only a vest!

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(no subject) - [info]silrana, 2008-09-24 10:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]staroverthebay, 2008-09-25 05:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pandabonzai, 2008-09-24 01:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2008-09-24 02:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2008-09-24 04:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pandabonzai, 2008-09-25 03:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dreamer_marie, 2008-09-25 03:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caoilte, 2008-09-25 04:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyofviolets, 2008-09-24 07:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2008-09-28 10:22 pm UTC

[info]aerobot
2008-09-24 02:24 pm UTC (link)
OMG we finally have a post here!

*halleujia chorus*

That said, y'know what? I firmly believe that anyone who acts all shocked about nudity in front of kids must be too old to remember what it was like to be a kid themselves. Because if they did, they'd remember that nudity bits are the height of hilarity for children.

Immature? Yes. They're kids.

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(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2008-09-25 06:13 pm UTC

[info]annabelle_lee
2008-09-24 02:27 pm UTC (link)
Wow. And I read this right after stumbling on a thread at Amazon where someone was bitching about female nudity in the porny Blu-Ray DVD section. Apparently the universe has a sense of humor today.

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(no subject) - [info]risha, 2008-09-24 03:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2008-09-24 05:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]risha, 2008-09-25 02:15 am UTC

[info]entrenous88
2008-09-24 03:08 pm UTC (link)
But her ladyparts! Ow! :(

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[info]seiberwing
2008-09-24 04:00 pm UTC (link)

How about this dizzylizzy have you heard of the rule "the rule of thumb?" Oh yeah you might not of heard of this because your husband may not allow you out of the house. But, back awhile ago husbands could beat their wives into submission for anything they wanted as long as it wasn't wider then then thumb.


Lol whut.

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(no subject) - [info]chikane, 2008-09-24 04:11 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]keleri, 2008-09-24 07:12 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2008-09-28 01:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tanya_ltp, 2008-09-24 11:14 pm UTC

[info]judyhazeleyes
2008-09-24 04:26 pm UTC (link)
Ok, Honey...let me tell you what you just saw....A psychopath that needs to be put into a Mental Ward...

Maybe I'm misreading this, but is this person suggesting that a woman who likes being naked is a psychopath? Or was this comment directed to someone else? Because wow, clearly I need to read my DSM-V again.

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(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2008-09-24 04:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2008-09-24 11:22 pm UTC

tree
2008-09-24 05:13 pm UTC (link)
I love naked people.

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(no subject) - [info]caito, 2008-09-26 04:52 am UTC
(no subject) - tree, 2008-09-26 12:47 pm UTC

[info]dragonfangirl
2008-09-24 06:29 pm UTC (link)
Also: She may or may not have succeeded in becoming a Goddess, but I think she's got a pretty good shot at being a Godiva?

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(no subject) - [info]persephonea, 2008-09-24 08:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pandabonzai, 2008-09-25 04:04 am UTC

[info]airborne_rodent
2008-09-24 09:08 pm UTC (link)
Oh for the days of streaking, when people were amused by public nudity. Ray Stevens even wrote a song about it. XD

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[info]freya
2008-09-24 09:11 pm UTC (link)
Bicycle
Biiicycle
Biiiicycle

I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like


Although in her case, it's more of 'how I like'.

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(no subject) - [info]lysana, 2008-09-24 10:03 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]kumquat_of_doom, 2008-09-26 04:41 pm UTC
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